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Eskie

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Even just a single monkey has enough evolved brain power to conclude that your reply is just plain foolish. So here's the official description of what this flavor is like (and BTW, the citrus punch in it does not make it harsh, unlike various many other juices with a citrus note that I have tried).

Peach / Citrus
From the Amazonas region of Brazil, south of the Rio, these new world monkeys bring in the freshness! Featuring a delightful aromatic blend of succulent, ripe peaches, followed by a refreshing citrus punch, Puris is a revitalizing vape that is great for any time of day.
From: https://www.12monkeysvapor.com/origins

And that product description is a standard of serious writing? They really bring in the peaches from the Amazonian forest to make this juice?

Couldn't find it quickly at the US site they had listed. How much does this go for? It might not be that pricy as I expect those forest monkeys get pretty low wages. I hope this stuff isn't as expensive as Kopi luwak coffee. ;)
 

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And that product description is a standard of serious writing? They really bring in the peaches from the Amazonian forest to make this juice?
No, they don't, but they do appear to bring in the freshness from there (which is what the description states after you put on your reading glasses) because, to me, it did taste like it had Amazonian rainy wet tropical forest flavor sub-notes present in the mix before and after I read the description so, to me, the description is spot on, also because the sweetness level is low enough that it doesn't detract from the refreshing profile, and also it is in perfect balance with the citrus note because the citrus also is subtle enough for that. Most juices that contain menthol/coolada are overpoweringly icy, making me feel even much thirstier so they only worsen the problem. This one does the opposite for me. So if it helps, it helps.
Couldn't find it quickly at the US site they had listed. How much does this go for? It might not be that pricy as I expect those forest monkeys get pretty low wages. I hope this stuff isn't as expensive as Kopi luwak coffee. ;)
They are from Canada and they're actually pretty popular also in the U.S. so you shouldn't have any trouble finding it because you guys live next-door to Canada and practically next-door to Brazil. In Belgium (on the other side of the vast Atlantic Ocean) it sells for 19.95 Euros per TPD compliant 50ml of 0mg juice in a 60ml plastic dropper bottle.
 
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I'll have to look out for it. I don't like those menthol icy sort of things either but I have to watch my citrus flavors as while lemon in general is a fave flavor for me I can't deal with breathing it in. Makes me cough way too much and irritates my lungs, which really sucks. But now you've got me interested so I'll have to track it down.

And that's a very competitive price for premium juice. I knew those monkeys were being underpaid
 

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And that product description is a standard of serious writing? They really bring in the peaches from the Amazonian forest to make this juice?

Couldn't find it quickly at the US site they had listed. How much does this go for? It might not be that pricy as I expect those forest monkeys get pretty low wages. I hope this stuff isn't as expensive as Kopi luwak coffee. ;)

Hey man, don't knock pricy juice. I just tried Le Nouveau Jus De Grand Douche from France and it was fantastic. It's made from the rarest, most expensive Bordeaux grapes steeped for 6 months in wineskins made from the carcasses of freshly gutted baby seals which adds a natural sweetness. Sure, PETA in their usual well meaning but short sighted way is trying to get the FDA to shut them down but that would just leave us with an overpopulation of big eyed baby seals who aren't so cute in their teen years when they are getting drunk and crapping all over the Arctic.
 

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Hey man, don't knock pricy juice. I just tried Le Nouveau Jus De Grand Douche from France and it was fantastic. It's made from the rarest, most expensive Bordeaux grapes steeped for 6 months in wineskins made from the carcasses of freshly gutted baby seals which adds a natural sweetness. Sure, PETA in their usual well meaning but short sighted way is trying to get the FDA to shut them down but that would just leave us with an overpopulation of big eyed baby seals who aren't so cute in their teen years when they are getting drunk and crapping all over the Arctic.

Unless the grapes were mashed by the feet of nubile virgins I'm not buying.
 
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I go through a twelve pack of carbonated water a day, always got one open in an old beer coozie...can't drink beer anymore, water is good for my one kidney, but I stopped getting dry mouth years ago. Maybe try tic-tacs?

I also like to suck on whole coffee beans, then chew them up and swallow them. It actually tastes pretty good if you get good beans...
 

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