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Karla Lyle

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Post #4 Here is my joke

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
 

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Post # 4: A joke

A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife.

She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"

He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.

He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.

The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?"

"I'm looking for loopholes!" he shouted.
 

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#1 Cool I would love one of these. I have been around here for awhile.

I found ECF because I am a fan of researching stuff for myself. Electronic cigarettes: to good to be true??. So I dive in on the world wide web. Of course when searching key word electronic cigarette ECF is one of the first sites that popped up. Probably spent a week reading all the posts and asking questions. Regardless is you are an ECF fan (I am) or not. I am not aware of another site with more information and history than this one.

I think its safe to say. ECF sold me on the idea that this just might work.

Since that time I have made friends. And continue to rely on the site for new or breaking trends in the Electronic cigarette world. Its a clearing house for what is happening and what may happen. Its been a place to hear from the first in line without needing to be one myself.

Rock on ECF
 

bssage

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# 2

Like many people my kids were the driving factor. My boy comming home from grade school. "Dad your gonna die": "Do you know what your lungs look like" ect. They really are pretty skilled on getting kids to know how to throw a guilt trip on us nowadays.

Really my daughter is what pushed me completely over the edge. She is Autistic. While that may seem unrelated. She requires constant supervision. One of her most treasured pastimes is flushing items (non-poop related) down our toilet. She is also a fan of pushing out her window screen and emptying her room. And walking down the road in nothing but her panties.

Dont get me wrong. I love them both will all my being. They are my hobbie and pastime. Nothing I would rather do than be with them. The problem was that I could not smoke around them. This would agitate me because I needed nicotine. I would become short and not very fun to play with after a couple of hours without a smoke. I would try to stand outside watching them in the window to feed my addiction. It was not uncommon for this to end with a bottle of extra virgin olive oil being playfully emptied on the kitchen floor. Or my boy telling me "You Stink"

It did not take me long to discover I could use the "ecig" and play all day. Fun dad is back: productive dad is back. Of course the natural evolution is that it tasted better: was cleaner: I smelled better: And last but not least felt better. No more smokers cough.

Thats my story
 

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# 3

My current setup is:
Antique lighted cartomizers from Kens box mod's
A three year old VV Turbo from Vaprlife That works like new
Some combo juice (you got choclate in my peanut butter) of Hunters Blend (backwoodsbrew) and peach cobbler (TV) cant put it down.

My setup by the end of the day today:
Gripper (SS Mods)
Atom Bomb (SS Mods)
Grumpy's Hooch (SS mods)

And Yes: I have an ambush planned for the mailman this afternoon.
 

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# 4 favorite joke hmmmm
An man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
 
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