Let's Have A Holiday Contest.........

[SnowDragon]

With the end of the year approaching and the holidays kicking into full gear let's have a contest to spread some good cheer!

Prizes? MMMmmm.....How about 4 5ml Samplers, 3 samplers of any USA Flavor Juices in 18mg and 1 Surprise Sampler of Snowdragon's home brew. Of course if you have ever won one of my contest you know I always toss in a few extra prizes. (shhh...that's a secret)

Here are da rules!

The Following items must be mentioned:

2 Forum Members Names
2 V4L Staffer Names
1 juice From the USA Line
1 juice From the Wow Line
1 juice From the Premium Line
1 other V4L hardware item of your choice

The Theme: Twas the Night before Christmas.

Because this poem is very long we will shorten it to the first 6 stanzas. All entries must start off with the first sentence.

Twas the Night before Christmas Poem​

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
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Entries must be submitted no later than 10am on Saturday and will be judged on humor, creativity, and rhyme. I have carefully selected a panel of 3 judges, a winner will be announced on Saturday at 12:00 noon m.s.t.

Good luck!!!!

 

[AG51]

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through da house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Lemon Ice Cream Cookie juices were spilled about by a condom fill gone awry.
Hope Santa don't slip on dis, fall down and cry
Anita Gibbs was all cradled in her hammock bed
Visions of becoming a 'gear .....' like Plarkinjr said.
Wishing "she" was the one to write to Santa Wader
To graduate to 'gear .....' she needs a new Slim Charger.
When out in da trees came a HUGE Banana Breeze
Could it be Santa Wader ? Or was this just a tease..
Onto da floor I fell from my hammock...KA-POW !!
Landing right on my Diamond filled with Pineapple WOW !!
I ran to da winda fast as I could. Who could it be ?
To my Amazement, Steve was there "Smilin" back at me !!




Disclaimer : I have no idea how ta do dis crap, so ya have ta forgive me yup

 

[AG51]

Come on purples !! Don't be makin me be the only one here !! I need to read more of this Holiday stuff




Yours CAN'T be worse then mine.....

 

[Morandir835]

Excellent contest Snow sir.

Will possibly give this a try Ms. Anita, but only if my entry doesn't count.

 

[arkywolf]

Sounds fun ... Tobad I am not creative... Good luck all

 

[JenJen]

A Vapor 4 Life Christmas!

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the city
People were vaping, with diamond lights so pretty.
The stocking were hung by the chimney with care,
while large drifts of vapor hung in the air.

JenJen was nestled all snug in her bed
while visions of cartos danced in her head.
While Hubs was reclining, and MaryKay on the couch,
They wondered what Chadley had tucked in his pouch.

When out on the lawn there arose a loud noise,
it had to be Smilin with great vaping toys!
We hid behind curtains as Smilin came down
all covered in soot and not making a sound.

He stuffed all the stockings as quick as you please
with cartos, and juice, and bright batteries.
Pineapple juices, butterscotch too,
And let's not forget Snow's favorite - a shiny pass through!

Then he sprang to his sleigh and with the wink of an eye
the reindeer took off with a jump to the sky!
But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight...
Happy Vaping to all and to all a good night!

 

[araczynski]

could use more editing, but will have to do... sadly i'm somewhat new, so didn't know of any names, and didn't want to offend someone by grabbing some randomly.


Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the V4L house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
Hanging low and heavy with juicy juices from everywhere.

The noobies were nestled all snug in their beds,
While dreams of the Ultimate Ultimate Starter Kits danced in their heads.
And a Beach Bum in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of my hot naked lass
For whose name and phone number I am now at a loss,
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects 'down below'.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature SnowDragon, and eight tiny Steve Milins.
Who promptly replied at the sight of the lass; "OH MY! HO!HO!HO!".

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
Puffing mountains of vapor through his Provari stick,
I knew in a moment it must be a poser as good old St Nick.
More rapid than overnicced eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and tooted, and shouted their flavor names!

"Now Cognac! now, Cuban! now, Coffee and Mint!
On, Clove! On, Menthol!, on RY4 and Spearmint!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now vape away! vape away! Vape away all!"

 

[Jbags]

I really like yours anita!

 

[plarkinjr]

Sounds fun ... Tobad I am not creative... Good luck all

What he said. Good Luck y'all! Some good ones out there so far!!!

 

[KimberlyM]

Way to go Anita!!!!!

 

[Loveridden]

Thanks for the contest Snowdragon!! I will give this a shot tommorow when I'm a bit more lucid!! Almost time to sleep for me...

 

[TheScootness]

Great job Anita! Even if it doesn't count, I'm looking forward to Morandir's. Should have a dark, evil, "nightmare before Christmas" type feel.

 

[hollyberry]

Someone should use my name in this contest! hollyberry and Christmas go together!

 

[SnowDragon]

Very Cool

 

[incantius]

feeble attempt:
Twas the Night before Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
the squirrels were all hanging by Wader's feet
and Morandir said "Sir Wader that's neat!"
the LED from Santa's Diamond XL glowed
as plumes from Wowbacco from his lips flowed.
the Kamel & No. 7 were set up for Santa's next fills
as Snowdragon said "NO SANTA! THE CONDOM METHOD KILLS!!!"
then the associate elf Chadley appeared with slim chargers in tow,
shouting "Santa! the reindeer are whizzing in the snow!"
with the bag full of gifts & vaping delights,
Santa returned to his sleigh bellowing MERRY CHRISTMAS & TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

 

[Morandir835]

Twas the night before xmas, and all through the house
Morandir was chain vaping nuport wow, and sharpening his knife
Ms. Keelalagirl tried to tell him it was all ok
But he would hear none of that, Santa was coming down the chimney this day
It was just then there was a knock on the door
Like a flash he dropped his king diamond batt and went for the sword
False alarm it was after all, in came SnowDragon sir packages in hand
What could it be they both thought with joy
It was a collection of all of v4l's new toys
Slim chargers there were, and batts galore
For a night on Santa watch this was quite a store
Just then did they hear something on the roof
Only this sounded more like paws and not hooves
Just then did they hear a voice full of angst
Let me in she said before I really get cranked
It was Ms. Jbmcdan and her St. Bernard
How he climbed on the roof to understand isn't that hard
So it was the four friends all joined in the fray
Santa wouldn't get a chance to have his way
As the night lingered on the cartos were filled
With wowboy and nuport wow and other flavors still
At 3 am much to the friends delight
They finally heard the sound they waited for all night
Santa had finally landed on the roof
Bringing low voltage ecigs and pumpkin pie juice to boot
He couldn't get his way with this bunch as he did kids
So to torment them this is what he did
He dropped down the sack of awful gifts
But just at that moment was when the friends pulled their trick
Out climbed Morandir axe in hand
No longer would Santa torment this land
As he cut down the evil one with glee
He held up his severed head and shouted you see
"Happy whatever you celebrate to whoever can hear,
now go vape some nuport wow on a king diamond manual and know the real meaning of cheer"

 

[AG51]

Uhhh 8-o OMG axes n knives n punkin pies !!! Poor Santa !! I prays he still gots nuff guts left in dat fat belly to make it to my house ut-oh yup

 

[Kanza]

Laughing too hard to type

 

[AG51]

Laughing too hard to type

KANZA ! You laughin at Santa with all his stab wounds after goin ta Morandirs house ? oh my........ I still hope he makes it here. I'm starting to get worried

 

[Morandir835]

Ms. Anita if I could post my thoughts on santa without getting in trouble you'd understand why I had no choice but to stop him....