Ms. Anita if I could post my thoughts on santa without getting in trouble you'd understand why I had no choice but to stop him....
Okay, just let him come here and leave me stuff first 
Let's Have A Holiday Contest.........
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Okay, just let him come here and leave me stuff first 
Lol Wader sir
Only had my phone when it popped in my head sir, not much choice.
Only had my phone when it popped in my head sir, not much choice.
Ok. Here goes:
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung o'er the fireplace door
In hopes they'd be filled with fresh juices galore.
A small offering for Santa was placed on a stand
To thank him for all the loot we would land.
Well, okwithit and okwithit2 got into the Kamel Wow
So Santa gets the bottle of Crab juice now.
Mfraz25 and pringles13 lay spooned on the rug,
They'd hoped to sneak out when everyone was snug.
Caffeinated had been up fixing EleanorR's sound card
While SilverBear was quietly praying real hard.
Morandir835 decked out for the holiday in leather and denim
Was breaking in the headphones with some old school Venom.
Beebopnjazz preferred the Blue Train B-Side
And loxmythe slept fitfully in the dog house outside.
A crash on the roof sounded like a bass drum
SilverBear got all excited that Jesus had come!
He sighed when he recognized Santa with his gear
The Rapture would not be coming to pass this year.
Santa landed the sleigh with nary a "whoops"
Jumping out quickly, he rallied the troops.
C'mon Christie, Chad, Mark and Wade
Let's distribute the goodies we've carefully made.
All through the house Santa did whip
Gearing us all up with PCC, XL battery and drip tip.
Faster still all the helpers were crammin'
Stockings with Dunhall, Wowbacco, and Jammin.
He was back on the roof before we realized he'd landed
But he remembered us all, no one went empty-handed.
He'd finished real quick but he hadn't been thrifty
To vape all that stuff we'll need 18650s.
The sleigh shrank quickly in the dark sky
We didn't get a chance to thank the old guy.
We needed supplies and he answered the call
Season's Greetings from V4L and Merry Christmas to all.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung o'er the fireplace door
In hopes they'd be filled with fresh juices galore.
A small offering for Santa was placed on a stand
To thank him for all the loot we would land.
Well, okwithit and okwithit2 got into the Kamel Wow
So Santa gets the bottle of Crab juice now.
Mfraz25 and pringles13 lay spooned on the rug,
They'd hoped to sneak out when everyone was snug.
Caffeinated had been up fixing EleanorR's sound card
While SilverBear was quietly praying real hard.
Morandir835 decked out for the holiday in leather and denim
Was breaking in the headphones with some old school Venom.
Beebopnjazz preferred the Blue Train B-Side
And loxmythe slept fitfully in the dog house outside.
A crash on the roof sounded like a bass drum
SilverBear got all excited that Jesus had come!
He sighed when he recognized Santa with his gear
The Rapture would not be coming to pass this year.
Santa landed the sleigh with nary a "whoops"
Jumping out quickly, he rallied the troops.
C'mon Christie, Chad, Mark and Wade
Let's distribute the goodies we've carefully made.
All through the house Santa did whip
Gearing us all up with PCC, XL battery and drip tip.
Faster still all the helpers were crammin'
Stockings with Dunhall, Wowbacco, and Jammin.
He was back on the roof before we realized he'd landed
But he remembered us all, no one went empty-handed.
He'd finished real quick but he hadn't been thrifty
To vape all that stuff we'll need 18650s.
The sleigh shrank quickly in the dark sky
We didn't get a chance to thank the old guy.
We needed supplies and he answered the call
Season's Greetings from V4L and Merry Christmas to all.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
For the first time at Christmas poor Santa fell sick
So good ol St. Smilin filled in for St. Nick.
While the V4L family were nestled all snug in their beds,
As visions of diamond-batts danced in the heads.
And Joyce in her “kerchief, and I in my sweats,
Were celebrating the fact we are both ECF Vets.
When out on the lawn there arose such clatter,
I put down my Passthrough to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
I knocked over Wader and threw up the sash
Keelala, Jb, and Morandir's LEDs aglow
Gave luster of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and squirrels dressed as reindeer.
With a little old driver, laughing and stylin
I knew in a moment it must be St. Smilin
More rapid than slim chargers his courser they came,
And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name!
“Now Wowboy! Now, Stogie! Now Peacemaker and Java Mint
On, Gunslinger! On, Blackjack! On 555 and Wow Peppermint
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now vape away! Vape away! Merry Christmas to all!
Sorry.....I just couldn't resist.
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
For the first time at Christmas poor Santa fell sick
So good ol St. Smilin filled in for St. Nick.
While the V4L family were nestled all snug in their beds,
As visions of diamond-batts danced in the heads.
And Joyce in her “kerchief, and I in my sweats,
Were celebrating the fact we are both ECF Vets.
When out on the lawn there arose such clatter,
I put down my Passthrough to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
I knocked over Wader and threw up the sash
Keelala, Jb, and Morandir's LEDs aglow
Gave luster of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and squirrels dressed as reindeer.
With a little old driver, laughing and stylin
I knew in a moment it must be St. Smilin
More rapid than slim chargers his courser they came,
And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name!
“Now Wowboy! Now, Stogie! Now Peacemaker and Java Mint
On, Gunslinger! On, Blackjack! On 555 and Wow Peppermint
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now vape away! Vape away! Merry Christmas to all!
Sorry.....I just couldn't resist.
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Winner winner chicken dinner!
Congratulation Bobsyeruncle!!!!!
Please send me a PM with your address and a list of the USA Juice Line Samplers of your choice!
Thank you all for the great entries!
Congratulation Bobsyeruncle!!!!!
Please send me a PM with your address and a list of the USA Juice Line Samplers of your choice!
Thank you all for the great entries!
Congrats Bobsyeruncle...great job everyone.
Maybe we can continue this just for fun if people want too. I got a good laugh reading them & had some good lines running in my pea-brain ... well I made myself laugh anyway
Maybe we can continue this just for fun if people want too. I got a good laugh reading them & had some good lines running in my pea-brain ... well I made myself laugh anyway
Thanks everybody. Sure, if you've got a poem or just a verse to share, let's hear it.
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