Kudos to the FDA ... bravo ASH, Cancer Research agencies, Federal Governments et al ...
Totally amazing. What an incredible asskisser.
Totally amazing. What an incredible asskisser.
Lets see how many people thos will tick off
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And the signature line to this story?
"Once again ... I thank you all for your valiant efforts to protect the smoking consumer. "
WTF? Protecting the SMOKING CONSUMER? From WHAT? So we go back to a more deadly product?
I suggest ground pounding this idiot with emails. Go to the story, and after getting ...... off enough, click the link at the bottom to send the jerk an email. I know I just did.
"Once again ... I thank you all for your valiant efforts to protect the smoking consumer. "
WTF? Protecting the SMOKING CONSUMER? From WHAT? So we go back to a more deadly product?
I suggest ground pounding this idiot with emails. Go to the story, and after getting ...... off enough, click the link at the bottom to send the jerk an email. I know I just did.
There's only one problem with that. The geniuses who make decisions that affect the future of e-cigs are probably too dense to detect the satire.
It was a funny read, though.
It was a funny read, though.
No, the problem with this is..... well, Banzhaf has this on his ASH site as one of his victories!
oh wait, this was a sarcastic press release? HAHAHAHA. God, will Banzhaf be embarassed if this is true. LOL
oh wait, this was a sarcastic press release? HAHAHAHA. God, will Banzhaf be embarassed if this is true. LOL
Look, we don't know whats good for us, we need to rely on the federal government to control everything we do. Obviously we are too stupid to do whats best for ourselves and we should rely on the government to tell us that.
The government only has our best interests at heart, and we can trust them completely. When have they ever done anything wrong anyway?
So thank you gov for telling us what we should do, how to raise and whats best for our kids, etc. obviously you must know best and we should have utter faith in your abilities to regulate our lives, and just be happy with whatever you choose.
Thank you for taking away the responsibilities we were forced to shoulder. You are doing a tremendous job in taking care of us and looking after us, who could ever have doubts in your abilities anyway? Anyone who would question government intentions must be a terrorist or evil.
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The government only has our best interests at heart, and we can trust them completely. When have they ever done anything wrong anyway?
So thank you gov for telling us what we should do, how to raise and whats best for our kids, etc. obviously you must know best and we should have utter faith in your abilities to regulate our lives, and just be happy with whatever you choose.
Thank you for taking away the responsibilities we were forced to shoulder. You are doing a tremendous job in taking care of us and looking after us, who could ever have doubts in your abilities anyway? Anyone who would question government intentions must be a terrorist or evil.
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Are you serious? OMFG!! That's priceless! Get a screen cap of the link on his page before he takes it down!
Oh god, I need to email that person back with a big apology.
And the BEST part is, well, this is the ONLY time I will direct you to the ash site to see it for yourself!
Introduction to Action on Smoking and Health, ASH
BEST BANZHAF TROLLING EVER!
And the BEST part is, well, this is the ONLY time I will direct you to the ash site to see it for yourself!
Introduction to Action on Smoking and Health, ASH
BEST BANZHAF TROLLING EVER!
Quick, someone make up a press release
BANZHAF DUPED BY E-CIG CROWD
Priceless.
it's the "ASH CONGRATULATED Over E-Cig Victories for Nonsmokers" link
BANZHAF DUPED BY E-CIG CROWD
Priceless.
it's the "ASH CONGRATULATED Over E-Cig Victories for Nonsmokers" link
Well, with all the idiotic claims made about the ecig, nothing would have surprised me with what would have been said. Plus it was on the ASH website, which further made it authentic.
Whoever the author of this masterpiece is, please dispose of that angry email I sent. You even had ME fooled.
Jim I'm so glad you were fooled on this one! If ya hadn't been I probably would have missed it!
Whoever wrote this AND got it onto ASHoles site deserves the utmost in respect, accolades and congratulations from every vaper alive!!!!
I'm laughing so hard I got tears!
Whoever wrote this AND got it onto ASHoles site deserves the utmost in respect, accolades and congratulations from every vaper alive!!!!
I'm laughing so hard I got tears!
It is the link on the right. For all to see. I'm sure he'll take it down when he realizes he'd been had. LOL
ASH CONGRATUNATED over victories for nonsmokers.. or something like that.
My pressroom was a bit slow over the past few days. Looks like I have a new story to publish.
But what is interesting about this is how much research did banzhaf do when he published this on ASH? Probably not much, like all the research he did with e-cig. If this got out to the mainstream, his reputation would take a hit.
Kudos to who ever masterminded this.
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I copied it to my computer as a web archive, but how do you do a screen capture?
Jim, as well as you utilize sarcasm, I'm surprised you didn't recognize a fellow spirit!! I actually thought you had written it!!
Jim, as well as you utilize sarcasm, I'm surprised you didn't recognize a fellow spirit!! I actually thought you had written it!!
I wish I had written it.
But here's how I fell for it. I made my weekly visit to ASH to see what other **** and bull story they claim victory about the e-cig on. Was a pretty slow week. Tonight I see that link and read the PR.
It looked very legit, but being referred to by the ASH site, it looked all the more authentic.
So I fired an email to the author and posted the link here. Someone pointed out that it was sarcasm, so I went back and re-read the article carefully, and sure enough, there it was.
I almost busted a gut laughing.
Now I don't know if the author of this had any intents to get it posted on ASH, but if you did, you made it.
The great thing about it all is that it now makes ASH look like they WANT you to go back to smoking cigarettes. I can usually spot sarcasm, but since I found it on the ASH site, my better judgment took leave. For all the crap people have been saying about e-cigs, nothing would surprise me what is published as legit
Classic. Pure classic. My cowboy hats off to whoever did this.
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