Let's Write a Story

[TexasT]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz

 

[vaporgalinfla]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important

 

[samsmom]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a

 

[salemgold]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a

 

[Mathew R Taylor]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper

 

[salemgold]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you

 

[Xanax]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a

 

[samsmom]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan driving an ATV,

 

[ab357]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan driving an ATV, with a big

 

[tgcrna]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan driving an ATV, with a big trailer full of

 

[Buck]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan driving an ATV, with a big Cowboy hat on

 

[vaporgalinfla]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan driving an ATV, with a big Cowboy hat on the bottom of

 

[ab357]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan driving an ATV, with a big Cowboy hat on the bottom of hanging from his

 

[ab357]

That ab guy has bad grammar


NOT A NEW STORY LOL

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan driving an ATV, with a big Cowboy hat on the bottom of hanging from his handle-bars then

 

[ab357]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan driving an ATV, with a big Cowboy hat on the bottom of hanging from his handle-bars then jump out of

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan driving an ATV, with a big Cowboy hat on the bottom of [and] hanging from his handle-bars[,] then jump out of the way before

 

[upStomp]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan driving an ATV, with a big Cowboy hat on the bottom of and hanging from his handle-bars, then jump out of the way before he runs you over.

 

[salemgold]

There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows and a Buzz). All very important aspects of a life of a truly dedicated vaper.

So if you ever encounter a banjo-playing Texan driving an ATV, with a big Cowboy hat on the bottom of [and] hanging from his handle-bars[,] then jump out of the way before he sees you!

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