little prize for crappy little contest thread

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MissP

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Hmmm, its a Friday afternoon and I had been sitting at my desk all day typing up reports for that obnoxious boss of mine. You know the type, likes to heap on piles of work right before the weekend. Well, as I finished up the last page, stapled, and in the out box I noticed the hot new mail guy headed for the elevator. I had been watching him for a while, and I knew he vaped during breaktime.

I grabbed my stuff and ran for the elevator thinking I might get a good look at the new guy. As we entered the elevator, the last two people to leave the building, he graciously let me enter first and commented on how he couldnt wait to start his weekend.

As we decended floor after floor, suddenly the elevator ground to a halt and the power outage put us in the deep dark that only a windowless box hanging on a cable could do. Being a little afraid of being in an elevator, waiting in the dark for the generators to power up, I backed up into the corner as far from this handsome man as I could. What if he wasnt as nice as he looked??

As the hunky mail room guy reached into his pocket, I thought, OH NO, here it comes! He has a knife, or a gun.... he probably set this up to do a foul deed!! Not wanting to be a victim, I made the first move and flew at his chest, locking his arm in his pocket. Between the fear of the stopped elevator, and having a nicotine fit the size of this building, I put everything I had into knocking him down.

As he screamed and struggled underneath me, I heard him yell "I just wanted my Provari!!"
Oh my God, I made such a mistake!!

Letting him up, I apologized over and over while he smiled and laughed at my unruly behavior, and the creeping stain as the crushed bottle of Applewood Tobacco began to stain thru my front pocket. As he pulled his Provari out of his pocket, I gave my most sincere and flattering smile and said "Nice Provari"!

Since we were stuck here, and both needing a fix of nicotine, I pulled out my Reo , made from purpleheart wood and tank sitting on top of it. He admired my woodwork.

All of a sudden the elevator once again began it decent to the ground floor, I handed my card to the handsome stranger and said "Come on over sometime and I will show you my vaping collection"

I put my Reo back in my pocket and headed home, looking forward to the weekend.

The end :)
 
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