little prize for crappy little contest thread

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CalamityJan

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Assuming that this stranger is really good looking............

I would slowly and seductivly slide my pearlized jade green Ego 900 from it's hiding place in the lace garter on my leg. This particular Ego, which matches my green eyes, has a swirled marbled driptip and a very warm low resistance atomizer. It is consistantly and regularly loaded with Super Menthol to give the mixed sensation of coolness to the taste with the warm opulent throat hit vapor.

I would then offer this really good looking stranger his own new driptip to sample my pv while I ponder our next encounter.
 

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Well I haven't been vaping for very long (almost been a month with no cigs!), so I have yet to find that 'perfect' device. But seeing as this is a fantasy and all, I would go for the VV Provari! Can't afford it now, but I would love to have one due to it being so technologically advanced (and I love technology!).

Attached to that Provari would be a Phiniac Pyrex glass tank (just the bare one with no designs) with a Boge LR carto inside!

Inside that tank, Boge carto and in my shirts breast pocket, would be some delicious Copper Creek House Blend @ 18mg! (just started vaping this today, and it is amazing!)


And did I mention that I would have another Provari, Pyrex tank, and Boge carto for the attractive, yet mysterious, elevator stranger who also happens to be a smoker? What better way to break the ice and to inform them of the benefits ecigs while you legally vape inside a broken elevator waiting for help! :party:
 

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Whats your current hardware? I remember when I was a new vapor, and I may be able to help you out!

Well I haven't been vaping for very long (almost been a month with no cigs!), so I have yet to find that 'perfect' device. But seeing as this is a fantasy and all, I would go for the VV Provari! Can't afford it now, but I would love to have one due to it being so technologically advanced (and I love technology!).

Attached to that Provari would be a Phiniac Pyrex glass tank (just the bare one with no designs) with a Boge LR carto inside!

Inside that tank, Boge carto and in my shirts breast pocket, would be some delicious Copper Creek House Blend @ 18mg! (just started vaping this today, and it is amazing!)


And did I mention that I would have another Provari, Pyrex tank, and Boge carto for the attractive, yet mysterious, elevator stranger who also happens to be a smoker? What better way to break the ice and to inform them of the benefits ecigs while you legally vape inside a broken elevator waiting for help! :party:
 

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Is this an international contest?

I would bring out my VV Altoid box mod, and the juice.....oh that is a HARD one.....my latest craze - Lemon Ice from Mister-E-Liquid, tried some recently and it is just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good.....

Worldwide!

Some great comments and interesting pieces of kit.

Seems most will have a drip tip. Watch out for the cameras in the elevator.

What capacity is your battery?

Signed,

Morning Glory
Cat Map. wow, that is personalized, liking it. prrrrroowrrrrrr
 

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You are stuck in an elevator, with a good looking stranger. You slip your hand in your pocket after one hour of gagging for a vape and .... pull out my mini pawz filled with what was left of my french van cupp (from dcv 12mg) take a long deep hit and the ask the hunk to hold my Pawz why i removed my top to squeeze out any juice i could save.
 

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After being stuck in an elevator for an hour with a stranger of whom we haven't even exchanged pleasantries yet, I start jonesing for some sweet and minty DIY cool mint chocolate. I slip my hand in my pocket to realize I left the house with my 5V booster box mod that everyone jokes about looking like a bomb detonator. I pause with this look of nervousness on my face and that's when I see the stranger look at me, she reads my body language, I can tell she becomes uneasy, I feel her nervousness, I contemplate pulling out my mod and realize I have been standing here for a few minutes with my hand in my pants looking nervous as all get out. By this time the stranger has gained some distance, she has her back pressed against the wall and jammed in the corner as if wishing to not have hurried to catch this particular elevator. I finally cant take it, I feel as if I am about to explode, I give her this half cocked smile, shrug my shoulders and pull it out. The woman gasps, she scrunches in the corner as if to become part of the decor, at this point I swear I hear her mutter oh god no. I look at her like um ok and put that black delrin drip tip on that 3.0 cartomizer powered by 900mah 5V boost box mod to my lips and find myself floating in elysium. I am quickly hurried back to earth, in all the nervousness I didn't smell or feel my 10ml bottle of DIY redhots was leaking in the breast pocket of my jacket, I begin to disrobe. The woman who was frail and nervous before now had a look on her face of omg wtf is he doing now?. I get my jacket and shirt off, out of no where the woman hands me a napkin from her purse, in amazement I gladly took it. After I wipe the burning juice from my chest, I notice the woman staring at me with this evil Jack Nicholson "joker" smile on her face, I smile back. The woman then asks what voltage are you little man?, she then raises her satin provari to her lips, after a few seconds she then exhales a massive cloud, we look at each other and chuckle.
 
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