little prize for crappy little contest thread

[Sandrita]

'Ask me about smoking Bananas' - Odd..slightly intriguing, thought provoking and in a perverse way, oddly amusing.

We all know the odd questions that we get asked when in an elevator with a stranger packing heat.

Keep them coming! Smoking Bananas is the one to beat. Sadly, 6 chicks and a mouse didn't quite cut it. Sorry 911.

Best,
Sandrita

 

[Sandrita]

funny smoking slogans - Bing Images

For inspiration.

I may leak, but I don't burn

I may squirt, but I don't burn

I'm sexy and I know it.

My juice puts out the fire

My fire now burns in my loins

Nee coo teen good

.........................................

I just exposed my fragile mind,

Better it...if..you..dare

 

[Sandrita]

I LOVE
C10H14N2

It's Science

C10H14N2 stimulates me

Cool T-Shirts, Cool Shirts & Custom Cool Clothing better for inspiration

Free hug

Right, S out.

 

[Reddhott]

wanna juice me up?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

TC -- Terrific Contentment, not Total Crap!!!

Congrats to the commiser-winner!!!

 

[AzPlumber]

Watch Me Vaporize This Camel

 

[davelog]

vaping. It's like smoking for grownups.

 

[Stoggy24]

Chicks Dig my Device.

 

[Lauralie]

Batteries included.......

 

[MastiffMike]

TC
Tobacco Chokes!​

 

[ISBN]

Well, I be a cat-hair-balled Cartomizer!!!

I won with the Cat-MAP

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

TC
Ask me why I'm not a jerk anymore!

or
TC
Suck Atty!

maybe

TC
My Tip is Drippin!

 

[Sandrita]

lol

'Batteries included....'

'Vaping: Its like smoking for grownups.

Class!!

Some other great comments, I will be looking at their 'likes' to see which ones you are voting for. Good idea for the next contest!!

'V', photo of ape, er

 

[ISBN]

"O.K.,Your eCig vibrates...

What does mine do???"

 

[Lauralie]

Wanna touch it.......

 

[Sandrita]

Wanna touch it.......

lol, some of these make me laugh.

I expect I might get into trouble with that written in big letters across my chest.

Thanks for the suggestion.

Great,

Sandrita Wanna touch it??

 

[MeowMix]

iVape @ my Desk
U Mad Bro?

 

[Striker911]

Lmao. Looks like I started something again. It went from good clean fun to sexual quotes in 2.5 seconds. Funny stuff. If I was out of line. My bad. I should get more sleep. My 4 month old son was in my spot last night and Ralphed all over my feather pillow. Cant wait till this bug moves on.

 

[Sandrita]

iVape @ my Desk

Quality, it is a contender !!

 

[MadMixtress]

I freakin love this thread.

Edit **this CRAPPY thread**