Can ya relate?
#12 is my fave!
"You know you’re an Über-Super-Incredibly-Nerdy-Ultra-Vaping-Geek when:
1. You no longer attempt to tap the ashes off of your E-cigarette.
2. You have to be reminded that the cheapo, disposable e-cigs at convenience stores are actually the same basic technology as your supremely advanced, modded-to-within-an-inch-of-its-life steampunk personal nicotine vaporizer.
3. You can’t go to the grocery store without picturing every food item on the label of an E-juice bottle.
4. You’ve ever unconsciously taken a puff of vapor while standing directly in front of your boss… thinking nothing of the incident.
5. You’ve actually worked out a script to recite whenever someone asks you about your E-cigarette.
6. You’ve ever discussed clearomizers for more than one hour with another vaper.
7. You know the difference between cartridges, cartomizers, atomizers, and clearomizers.
8. You can spot a fake eGo within a few seconds of seeing it.
9. You can’t see an item anywhere in your home, office, etc. without trying to figure out how to turn it into a mod somehow.
10. You no longer vape the higher nicotine levels of E-juice.
11. You own more than 20 complete, vapable E-cigarettes (regardless of whether or not they are currently in a connected, ready-to-vape state.
12. When you see a movie or movie preview that has been rated PG, your first thought is “Propylene Glycol” not “Parental Guidance Suggested.”
13. You can’t see the letter “V” without instinctively taking a puff off of your E-cigarette.
14. You have a visceral, rage-filled reaction to even a passing mention of the FDA. (See what I mean… you just snarled for a split section, didn’t you?)
15. You understand that a ship full of Dekang sinking to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean isn’t something to cry over."
-E-Juice Connoisseur