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Madvapes Weekly Contest - February 8 through February 12

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  1. Noflers

    Noflers Senior Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 2, 2014

    This went on for about thirty more comments before more intelligent life showed up to the party. I'm almost ashamed to be in that Facebook group now.

    It all gave me a chuckle. I mean, these people handle poison and don't even know it. These are the people that end up on the news because their four year old drank out of their bottle of nicotine concentrate. Mind blowing.

    Thanks for the contest Madvapes!
  2. _JB_

    _JB_ Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Feb 9, 2014
    Thank You
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  3. nanusic

    nanusic Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 23, 2014
    Myrtle Beach

    Thank you!
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  4. nanusic

    nanusic Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 23, 2014
    Myrtle Beach
    Thank you!

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  5. mvpTina

    mvpTina Super Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 29, 2014

    Thank you
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  6. GccTxs67

    GccTxs67 Super Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 18, 2015
    Another great prize! Thanks!

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  7. King_of_704

    King_of_704 New Member

    Feb 11, 2016
  8. PiaC

    PiaC Full Member

    Jan 15, 2016
    Rock Hill, SC
  9. PiaC

    PiaC Full Member

    Jan 15, 2016
    Rock Hill, SC
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  10. Rob Bacon

    Rob Bacon Super Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Nov 17, 2015
    Spokane, Washington
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  11. PiaC

    PiaC Full Member

    Jan 15, 2016
    Rock Hill, SC
  12. faeriekitsune

    faeriekitsune Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 9, 2014
    So. MD
    Thanks for the contest.
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  13. thehangdude

    thehangdude ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Apr 17, 2011
    Terre Haute, IN
  14. MackBolan

    MackBolan Senior Member ECF Veteran

    Sep 8, 2014
    Ashburn, VA
    Here's some funny stuff.. Thanks for the giveaway's MadVapes.

    Aeronautical Definitions
    AIRSPEED - Speed of an airplane. (Deduct 25% when listening to a retired fighter pilot).

    BANK - The folks who hold the lien on most pilots' exotic cars or their not-so-exotic airplanes.

    CARBURETOR ICING - A phenomenon reported to the FAA by pilots immediately after they run out of gas.

    CONE OF CONFUSION - An area about the size of New Jersey located near the final approach fix at an airport.

    CRAB - A VFR Instructor's attitude on an IFR day.

    DEAD RECKONING - You reckon correctly, or you are.

    DESTINATION - Geographical location 30 minutes beyond the pilot's bladder saturation point.

    ENGINE FAILURE - A condition that occurs when all fuel tanks mysteriously become filled with low-octane air.

    FIREWALL - Section of the aircraft specifically designed to funnel heat and smoke into the cockpit.

    FLIGHT FOLLOWING - USAF Formation flying

    GLIDE DISTANCE - Half the distance from an airplane to the nearest emergency landing field.

    HOBBS - An instrument which creates an emergency situation should it fail during dual instruction.

    HYDROPLANE - An airplane designed to land long on a short and wet runway.

    IFR - A method of flying by needle and horoscope.

    LEAN MIXTURE - Nonalcoholic beer.

    MINI MAG LITE - Device designed to support the AA battery industry.

    NANOSECOND - Time delay between the Low Fuel Warning light and the onset of carburetor icing.

    PARACHUTES - The two chutes in a Stearman.

    PARASITIC DRAG - A pilot who bums a ride and complains about the service.

    RANGE - Usually about 3 miles short of the destination.

    RICH MIXTURE - What you order at another pilot's promotion party.

    ROGER - Used when you're not sure what else to say.

    SECTIONAL CHART - Any chart that ends 25 nm short of your destination.

    SERVICE CEILING - Altitude at which cabin crew can serve drinks.

    SPOILERS - FAA Inspectors.

    STALL - Technique used to explain to the bank why your car payment is late.

    STEEP BANKS - Banks that charge pilots more than 10% interest for their exotic car or not-so-exotic airplane loans.

    TURN & BANK INDICATOR - An instrument largely ignored by pilots.

    USEFUL LOAD - Volumetric capacity of the aircraft, disregarding weight.

    VOR- Radio navigation aid, named after the VORtex effect on pilots trying to home in on it.

    WAC CHART - Directions to the Army female barracks.

    YANKEE - Any pilot who has to ask New Orleans tower to "Say again.
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  15. Liz W

    Liz W Full Member

    Jul 14, 2012
    Cone - funny.jpg
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  16. Crowedude654

    Crowedude654 Super Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 11, 2012
    Charlotte, NC
    Thanks everyone! This week's contest will be ending today at 12pm EST, so make sure you get your posts in before that!
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  17. KatzWh1skers

    KatzWh1skers Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 3, 2015
    ok...This is pretty seasonal , seeing as it's Valentine's Day on Sunday!!
    My lil bro always was a bit of a scroogy grinch ...This is what he had to say about Valentine's Day!
    "Valentine's Day?!?! Bah HUM BUG! :grr: And a poor excuse for pickin' a man's pockets every 14th of February!!"
    That deserves a statue ...and should be carved in stone somewhere ...:D
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  18. Marina2

    Marina2 Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 27, 2015

    Thanks for the contest MadVapes!
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  19. 4lph4num3r1c

    4lph4num3r1c Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 16, 2015
    As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?
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  20. Rob Bacon

    Rob Bacon Super Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Nov 17, 2015
    Spokane, Washington
    Shhhhhhh....... Dont tell everyone

    Sent from my SM-G860P using Tapatalk
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