" Make 'em Laugh, Again, Contest"
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A koala was sitting in a gum tree having a drink of Jack Daniels.
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, "Drinking some Jack, come up and have some.''
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few shots.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink of water from the river..
The little lizard was so drunk that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.
Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree,
drinking some Jack, but got too drunk and fell into the river while taking a drink of water..
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest,
found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing the bottle.
The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiii* dude... How much water did you drink!?'
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, "Drinking some Jack, come up and have some.''
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few shots.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink of water from the river..
The little lizard was so drunk that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.
Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree,
drinking some Jack, but got too drunk and fell into the river while taking a drink of water..
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest,
found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing the bottle.
The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiii* dude... How much water did you drink!?'
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