Poor kitty just wanted a smoke! Glad they took it away tho 
Heres a direct link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm31xBjfMNY
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Heres a direct link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm31xBjfMNY
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What a great contest, and for my favorite juice site!!
Dog Vs. Cat Standoff Video : theCHIVE
Ok, I've just spent 15 minutes trying to get this to be the video instead of link. Obviously I give up, before I get too frustrated, LOL
What a great contest, and for my favorite juice site!!
Dog Vs. Cat Standoff Video : theCHIVE
Ok, I've just spent 15 minutes trying to get this to be the video instead of link. Obviously I give up, before I get too frustrated, LOL
Poor kitty just wanted a smoke! Glad they took it away tho
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That was my next one, LOL!!!!
This one is hilarious if you are 7 or 8 years old. You have to read it out loud.
8 year old: Knock knock!
me: Who's there?
8 year old: I eat map.
me: I eat map who?
8 year old (laughing their head off): You eat your poo! That's gross mom!
8 year old: Knock knock!
me: Who's there?
8 year old: I eat map.
me: I eat map who?
8 year old (laughing their head off): You eat your poo! That's gross mom!
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet.
Watch the first video and then watch the second one.
Warning: Offensive language
Watch the first video and then watch the second one.
Warning: Offensive language
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OMG!....I was in n the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?".
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
OMG!....I was in n the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?".
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
Thought i'd have a go at some poetry......
Two cows chewing grass on a warm sunny hillock
I thought this time tommorow that grass will be millock
He handed daphne a deep red rose
He loved her but how to tell her
Daphne said in a deep drawl voice
Dont bother cause i'm a fella .
Two cows chewing grass on a warm sunny hillock
I thought this time tommorow that grass will be millock
He handed daphne a deep red rose
He loved her but how to tell her
Daphne said in a deep drawl voice
Dont bother cause i'm a fella .
2 kids in a hospital outside the operating room, 1st kid asks, "What are you in here for?" 2nd kid says, "getting my tonsils out, I'm a little nervous. 1st kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was 4. They put you to sleep, when you wake up they give you Jell-o & ice cream. It's a breeze."... 2nd kid asks, "What are you here for?" 1st kid says, "circumcision." the 2nd kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year"
A little absurd sketch comedy. Not for everybody, but I find them amusing. (I have to, my husband is one of them!)
I'll probably add 9 more!
I'll probably add 9 more!
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