Hello My Friends, First off must apologise for the
Longdelay on posting the winners of round 2. It's been a busy week for The Wiz,trying to run this competition and pre-planning our first
Miss ECF Pageant"Coming Soon".Between These and the other job I have(That they actually
pay me to do) it has been hectic. Your patience and patronage is appreciated........Now on to Round 2.
I must say that round 2 came upon this forum like a whirlwind.The
tameness of round 1 found no home here folks. this was some of the dirtiest,nastiest,scraping the bottom of the barrell,fighting this wizard has ever seen,and I have seen alot! One can only hope that the winners of this round can find compassion in thier hearts for thier semi finals opponents!(but I'm predicting the worst)
Now on with the winners of round 2!
1.With a dazzeling display of pyrotechnics.....
Figurehead defeated the Newcomer
Phalse in a short lived match.Phalse had no counter to Figureheads heat radiating attacks....seems like Phalse was a "False" contender in this championship....Figurehead seems like a strong favorite going ito the semi's
2.in a battle that would have made James T. Kirk himself proud
Lordmage defeated
TribbleTrouble in close combat.When it was over there was only one man left standing and he will live long and prosper into the semi finals...I guess those tribbles were not as much trouble as one would belive....Back to "The Final Frontier" for you TT!
3.In another match-up of ECF Divas..
Wildsky found out the hard way that
Candygirl was not as sweet as her name implies.......There was kicking,biting,hair pulling and a kiddie-pool of jello graciously donated from the winner of round one's jello match......Candygirl put up a good fight but Wildsky found herself on top( Which she didn't seem to mind at all)
Winner: Wildsky!
4.In an exhibition enjoyed by Jonas Brothers fans everywhere
Ikenmoke and
Nicowolf put on quite the show....The action was back-and -forth with no winner in site........Until an attractive 'Strawberry Blonde" in the front row entered the ring distracting poor Nico from the match. Ikenmoke took imediate advatage of the distraction by"ColdCocking" Nicowolf from behind...ending the match! Nicowolf was seen afterwords being "Comforted" By this Mysterious Mystery Woman! It seems there were no losers in this match...
Ikenmoke advances!
5.The next match between
e-pipeman and
DCrist721...was the shortest of all round 2 matches as when the bell rang it appeared the pipeman whispered somthing into DC's ear!...he immediatly submitted! Wonder what was said?..
UPDATE:it came to be found much later in the day what exactly was said to DC
through a hidden microphone planted on DC himself..it goes as follows: " If you even lay a FINGER on me I will BANNISH you from THIS forum and ALL forums where you have membership..I will even send you back to the 70's where you belong...Now LEAVE you BLIGHTY BUGGER"]....I wondered why he left with a smile on his face...Now I know!
Winner:e-pipeman( our first moderator to advance..Congrats!)
6.This next match was the most highly anticipated match of the second round...also the most unusual.
K-Sound Krew looked as confidant as one can be entering the ring. Armed with his best vulgar thoughts and jokes, he surley was the one to beat.
ShimmyPrincess entered the ring sporting a lovely diamond studded robe...showing little fear.As K-Sound advanced upom her...she removed her robe dispaying her abundance of "Body art".........Set back from this revelation..K-Sound went in for a closer look at What appeared to be a pumpkin on her upper chest! That was his mistake..Shimmy immediatly extended her right leg into the "lower regions" of K-Sound sending him to the mat...the unexpected kick was so severe that K-Sound was unable to recover...making
ShimmyPrincess the Winner of the match! The last "Sound" heard from K was what seemed to be the whimpering of a small child.....Time to take what's left of your Beans back to Beantown Krew!
7.
Trumpybloke vs. Tribalmasters: Due to restrictions placed upon me by
SmokeyJoe himself I am not at liberty to give the details of this match! The only thing i am permitted to say is it involved "Penstyles", "Bodyparts" and a copy of the recently released DVD "Twilight".....Sorry folks!.......But congrats to our winner
TrumpyBloke!
Well there you have it folks your winners of round two! These seven contestants will advance to the semi finals which will begin sometime this week! I would like to thank those who participated in these matches,and to the losers see(some) of you next year(maybe).
here now is the list of contestants that will be appearing in the semi-finals( matchups to be determined tommorrow):
1.Leaford
2.Trumpybloke
3.LuckySevens4U
4.Figurehead
5.CaSHMerE
6.Wildsky
7.e-pipeman
8.Sun Vaporer
9.Ikenmoke
10.Lordmage
11.ShimmyPrincess
12.Terraphon
13.KatyS
14.Spikey(I Hope)
My Friends.........The fun is just beggining..If the semis are anything like the second round you are in for quite a treat(
or you may never want to view this
thread again).......I will say this...in the days to come you
WILL see....a
"NEW" contestant...the possible
return of another...and a possible
"Cage Match" that will leave you wanting...So until next time My Friends......Goodnight from The Wiz!
( Geddit geddit !! )
