Warning, sexual content

[tribalmasters]

You would think that a hetero girl would be good at blowing smoke rings... but nope. No luck. Just goes to show... you can be good at one thing and not at another.

Homo guys are also sometimes known not to be any good at smoke rings 8-o nah I tried but all that came out was a puff of vapor and now I am going to cry

 

[Cage]

OMG Lacey!

Didn't anyone tell you? For some odd reason, a hetero girl can't blow proper smoke rings unless their husband/boyfriend places his hands on the back of her head!

I know, I know... bad Cage, BAD!

 

[SpaceCadet]

I see this thread is earning its title now

 

[malyden]

OMG Cage too funny but true lol

 

[tribalmasters]

From Wikipedia:

A heterosexual is a machine for creating gay babies. They are kept together in cells and are genetically engineered to breed and make baby gays at great speed! The baby gays grow into big gays that live outside of the heteroprison(tm) Unfortunately there have been many problems, the gays forgot to feed the heteros and they all died and now there are only 3 people and a dog left ohh and the world is going to explode tomorrow! The good news is that the Moon is made of cheese!