Walrus........Might be able to bring you back in as"The Blue Walrus".......I wonder if anyone would notice?
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Trumpy......You'll have to wait and see......No donkeys...But wouldn't mind seeing a Joey or Two
YouTube - Oh My "The George Takei Song"
Awww man I got some good comebacks, I'm holding back till I get my matchup though
For now I'll raise Tauks george Takai vid, by a scary ... drag queen
Baby got front
YouTube - Jackie Beat - Baby Got Front
That one was for you tauk, you know ya like it... Hoover
For now I'll raise Tauks george Takai vid, by a scary ... drag queen
Baby got front
YouTube - Jackie Beat - Baby Got Front
That one was for you tauk, you know ya like it... Hoover
That video was AWESOME!!!
She is great! BF had to leave - he was disturbed by it. Not sure if the banana had anything to do with it
She is great! BF had to leave - he was disturbed by it. Not sure if the banana had anything to do with it
Awww man I got some good comebacks, I'm holding back till I get my matchup though
For now I'll raise Tauks george Takai vid, by a scary ... drag queen
Baby got front
That one was for you tauk, you know ya like it... Hoover
ok.. now THAT was funny... except... i'm REALLY hoping that wasn't you in the vid K.. cuz that makes me overly scared!! lord i hope you don't know where i live ROFL
That video was AWESOME!!!
She is great! BF had to leave - he was disturbed by it. Not sure if the banana had anything to do with it
Look up Jackie beats "beaver"
It's just as good
LOL Never heard of her but she will be my new myspace friend
There is a bar here that caters to the homosexual community and there are drag queens as far as the eye can see and I just love it! I'm always cornering one of them in the bathroom trying to figure out how they get their make up so perfect LOL
There is a bar here that caters to the homosexual community and there are drag queens as far as the eye can see and I just love it! I'm always cornering one of them in the bathroom trying to figure out how they get their make up so perfect LOL
How did my wonderful Contest thread turn into a George Takai/Drag Queen discussion????......I have to post the match-ups soon to get the thread back on topic! My goodness!!lol
maybe we're rooting for a george takei vs drag queen matchup
Tauk......The We do have Lordmage and TribbleTrouble as contestants.....Can't we leave Poor George alone?..LOLmaybe we're rooting for a george takei vs drag queen matchup
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maybe we're rooting for a george takei vs drag queen matchup
Ok the closest we got is
Lordmage and TribbleTrouble Vs. Tribalmasters
2 trekies vs an Emo
I vote tribalmasters he'll beat the trekies over the head with his sega mega drive
that he's always going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on ...... about
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That sounds like a "handicap" match Krew.......can't have any of that! fair play for one and all!Ok the closest we got is
Lordmage and TribbleTrouble Vs. Tribalmasters
2 trekies vs an Emo
I vote tribalmasters he'll beat the trekies over the head with his sega mega drive that he's always going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on ...... about
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Tauk......The We do have Lordmage and TribbleTrouble as contestants.....Can't we leave Poor George alone?..LOL
fair enuff
hehehehehehhe
Ohhhhhh what a field !!! C'mon you buggers, I'll take on the lot of ya !!!
What have we got here?
DCrist721... No challenge, mention there is a dope plant being grown hydroponically in the ECF toilet cubicle, watch the eyes widen and off they go , slam toilet door , wedge shut with trash receptacle.... Job Done !
Shimmyprincess... A Tough One... How does one take down the forums most eminent granma? Get Steve ( Cash) on cell phone, tell him to put some stock up on Puresmoker, she will forfeit in her rush to order
K-Sound Krew.... hmmm little tougher , mention Rita is waiting for him in the car park , enlist a few biker mates to take him out in the carpark, I might have one stuffed kneecap at present but I can arrange for him to have two !!! Take that Funny Boy !!
Nicowolf.... Ohhhhh Wayyyyyyy too easy ! Hey Nico, Kas is out in the carpark, not too sure whats going on but she mentioned she was feeling a bit vulnerable?? I think she might need consoling? .... Job Done !
e-pipeman... Ok gently gently here , mod and all .... Oi Pipey? I hear Imeo and Trog are having a bit of a punch on in the other room... you better get out there before 100 other urgers arrive and whip up the inevitable blood lust !!! I think I can hear a mob building , you better hurry .... Hessian Bag over head trick,little bit of ether, long disorienting drive where he wakes up under a bridge wondering just where his pants are and how the heck he got here ! ... Properrrr Jooooob !!! ( I just bet he watches scrapheap challenge
Wildsky... Hmmm the unknown here ... hears tales of how she makes the boys woozy with a few well chosen words? Thank Heaven I am not easily swayed in that regard.... best chance Hmmmm Ok Tauki is at the motel with 242 dvd's of Greys Anatomy and a bottle of Wild Turkey... I have taken the liberty of ordering you a cab?... Watches dust cloud settle as she does a mean roadrunner impersonation out of the arena ... Meep Meep !
Figurehead.... Oh Crap , Serious contender !!! A firestorm flatulent clown with a pilot light in his britches....Plan A crawl into corner crying like a sooky boy, then kick him in the nads and hope the lit paraffin gets inhaled when he sucks??? Plan B Pray like hell its a Total Fire Ban day and be ready with the backup of the airport fire crew with a tanker of flame ......ant foam... lets see how tuff the boy is without his incendiary scare tactics!!!
Tribalmasters.... Sheesh another contender ... points to corner " Hey did someone drop a pen-style or are they just glad to see me? " Sucker punch him while distracted .....Take that Pen boy !!!
Lordmage.... Again I am gonna have to go with the distraction technique ( ok ok ok , I know its getting old ) Open with the classic " Live long and Prosper " Vulcan handshake... at the last minute jab him in the eyes with both fingers a la three stooges , and do a little victory lap shouting " whooop whoooop whooop whooop ! " Captain's Log Stardate 1574... Beam him up Scotty !
TribbleTrouble.... I could try the distraction thing , but if he started trilling all would be lost ... best bet... hmmm, ok ties a length of fishing line to a mop head, as tribbles are very amorous creatures , he will definitely try to mate , while mounting said mop head he can be lured out of the arena into a waiting Star Cruiser for relocation...Take him home Mr Sulu !!!
Ikenmoke.... Another serious threat ... I will entrance him with shiny pieces of metal pipe given a clever two letter initial name... inside will be the classic "Snake in a Can" springy doo-hickey that will keep him amused for hours
Candygirl.... Facing the unknown again... must remember that most girls with cutesy names spell trouble ( and I aint talking Tribbles Jim ! ) Not to be underestimated ... must look out for any cute ploys. As I am incredibly devoted to my life partner I will be immune from her wiles, I can use this to my advantage as she is probably used to men fawning at her.... point out all the cute men watching her and hope she falls for it !
Phalse... The Newcomer... slightly off-centre and not of this world... best hope? Point out he hasn't posted on ECF for at least 23 seconds and watch him hire a jet pak to get back to his PC and catch up
Disclaimer , I really hope I haven't offended anyone in the above , If I have feel free to let me know and I will trash talk you some more! What ? you expected a wussy arsed backdown? Not on this thread baby ... Bring it on ... You're all toast !!!! ( well except for the clown maybe ... hes making the toast !!! )
( P.S.... I have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on my hands thanks to this knee dammit !! )
Um, you DO know that Scorch the clown also has a large collection of knives, machettes, hatchets and axes right? Figurehead will win hands down if he calls upon the powers of the Dark Carnival. (See, already refering to myself in 3rd person just like a pro wrassler!)
Anyone who go's against me will be handicapped
Well maybe not at first, but by the time I get done with them
I would volunteer to be tribals tag team partner because I look very pretty in a dress, but I don't really like the British or emo's, So I would just end up beating everyone up in a fit of rage
K-Sound orriginaly said:
Figurehead? Ok this is the tuff one, Im gonna have to time my attack perfectly. Just as he swills his flame juice, Ill rush him with a shadow kick forcing him to swallow it, then in a state of shock I grab his torch and shove it down his throat, which makes his body internally combust causing an explosion pelting the audience with blood and guts, not a pretty end,
ewwwwwwwww
BAD NEWS, I have swallowed so much lamp oil that I am now immune to any ill-effect.
Figurehead? Ok this is the tuff one, Im gonna have to time my attack perfectly. Just as he swills his flame juice, Ill rush him with a shadow kick forcing him to swallow it, then in a state of shock I grab his torch and shove it down his throat, which makes his body internally combust causing an explosion pelting the audience with blood and guts, not a pretty end,
ewwwwwwwww
BAD NEWS, I have swallowed so much lamp oil that I am now immune to any ill-effect.
All I need is the torch and you are toast buddy, literallyBAD NEWS, I have swallowed so much lamp oil that I am now immune to any ill-effect.
With a sense of humor like mine, you don't think I can back it up?
I get in trouble all the time, that's why I stay home and post on ECF, it's safer
See that in the left hand? MUAHAHAHA!!! I am NOT above bringing weapons into the octogon, and NO ONE is big enough to stop me.
Figurehead....Popular consensus shows you as a "Strong Favorite" heading into the second round...your immunity should act in your favor! Good Luck!K-Sound orriginaly said:
Figurehead? Ok this is the tuff one, I’m gonna have to time my attack perfectly. Just as he swills his flame juice, I’ll rush him with a shadow kick forcing him to swallow it, then in a state of shock I grab his torch and shove it down his throat, which makes his body internally combust causing an explosion pelting the audience with blood and guts, not a pretty end,
ewwwwwwwww
BAD NEWS, I have swallowed so much lamp oil that I am now immune to any ill-effect.
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besides figurehead, you don't think I'm holding back some secret techniques?
I'll wait till the matchups are announced, but you, me, and trumpy are the toughest competition right now
Christ, where is my bookie? I want to see the odds
I think I'm the favorite though to take it all
I'll wait till the matchups are announced, but you, me, and trumpy are the toughest competition right now
Christ, where is my bookie? I want to see the odds
I think I'm the favorite though to take it all
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