Mooch’s biggest fan! Okay...maybe not

[Mooch]

Today’s entertainment is brought to you by someone named Sihla Roby Roby on Facebook. She’s a real charmer and, obviously, a master of the English language!

It’s the intellectual conversations like these that I truly cherish.

 

[Cynophobe]

Sounds like my neighbour asking his toddlers to pick their toys up

 

[Zaryk]

Simply amazing! Love your third reply, well played sir!

 

[bask]

Nice variation to: “I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.”

 

[Skeebo]

I thought it was my ex-wife for a second.... but on a positive note-- I have seen love stories on the Hallmark channel start this way. Mooch, since you are a key member here you should allow us to name the kids.

Just sayin~

 

[stols001]

LOL that person NEEDS a kid.

You really find out how much you curse when your kid freaking.... goes to kindergarten. We had a curse jar and the dang kid only put in ONE quarter. He was a quick study. I must have put in over 30 dollars worth of quarters.

Marry her Mooch! Unless you are already married, pretty sure she is NOT! LOL. Do it, have kids she needs your help.

Anna

 

[Baditude]

Today’s entertainment is brought to you by someone named Sihla Roby Roby on Facebook.

I had to look her up. Apparently she is from a small island in Micronesia near the Marshal Islands, now living in Missouri. No other details.

Could you have done a bad review on a battery manufacturer located in the South Pacific?

 

[Skeebo]

I had to look her up. Apparently she is from a small island in Micronesia near the Marshal Islands, now living in Missouri. No other details.

Could you have done a bad review on a battery manufacturer located in the South Pacific?

Mashall Islands? This could be some kind of secret coded message from Amelia Earhart.

 

[stols001]

Amelia Earhart was a badass, but she was completely couth. Much as I would love for it to be I have always wanted to meet the lady. IDK why but she's like one of my favorite women ever. LOL.

I'm hoping aliens took her she had great dna apparently.

Anna

 

[Eskie]

@Mooch I find this handy for the rare cases when such a response is required.

 

[Ryedan]

Today’s entertainment is brought to you by someone named Sihla Roby Roby on Facebook. She’s a real charmer and, obviously, a master of the English language!

It’s the intellectual conversations like these that I truly cherish.

Ya, when dealing with the general public you run into one of these once in a while. Luckily, they are few and far between.

Kudos @Mooch for taking it in stride

 

[sonicbomb]

The US did extensive atmospheric nuclear testing on and around the Marshall Islands in the 40's.
Pacific Proving Grounds - Wikipedia

Never argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

 

[mimöschen]

The US did extensive atmospheric nuclear testing on and around the Marshall Islands in the 40's.
Pacific Proving Grounds - Wikipedia

And the greatest nation to ever exist was smart enough to bury tons of atomic waste, much more harmful than Tchernobyl and Fukushima at once on an atoll which is just a few inches above sea level. Now the containment happily crumbles away, pollutes and irradiates the surrounding islands, animals and people. Well done.
The term "motherf**ker" isn't even close to what those .......s should be called.
To protest against flavor bans is more important than taking responsibility, I guess.

 

[Cynophobe]

Fish are easier to catch when they have 6 mouths and/or floating belly up. The 'glow in the dark' ones are tasty apparently. Some islanders have never even seen a can opener!

 

[Cynophobe]

Amelia Earhart was a badass, but she was completely couth.
I'm hoping aliens took her she had great dna apparently.

Anna

I didn't know she vaped.
Can someone explain "Couth" to me please?

 

[DaveP]

I didn't know she vaped.
Can someone explain "Couth" to me please?

It's the opposite of uncouth.

couth
[ko͞oTH]
ADJECTIVE

1. cultured, refined, and well mannered.
   "it is more couth to hold your shrimp by the tail"
   synonyms:
   courteous · polite · civil · chivalrous · well mannered · decorous ·
   [more]

NOUN

1. good manners; refinement.
   "their hockey team had more talent but less couth"