MORE Things I've Learned From ECF

[ProfBrad12]

Hey folks...last July, I was a relatively new vaper, and was overwhelmed by all the new devices, methods, mods, tips, advice and other minutiae related to e-cigarettes. So, I decided to poke a little fun while getting to know the great people on these pages.

The result was one of the warmest welcomes a man could ever want...and also one of the funniest collection of responses I've ever seen on this, or any online forum. I always toyed with the idea of doing a follow up, but never found the time.

Until now. It's been nearly a year since I handed over analogs for shiny 808s, and stale tobacco for minty vanilla. And, I've learned a few more things...If it's okay, I'd like to share them with you. As always, please use my unfunny list as a launch point for your undoubtedly better and funnier responses.

Cheers, all.

MORE THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM ECF

1. Feel free to FedEx fireworks, Cuban cigars, laundered money and bulk narcotics to Canada, but mounties will bludgeon you with slab bacon for sending 30ml of e-liquid.
2. People who vaped RY1, 2 and 3 now attend the same clinic as those who tested Preparations A-G.
3. The hiccups that come with vaping are normal. The room-clearing flatulence is not.
4. After your third visit to a local veterinarian for syringes, they will eventually realize you don't have a dog.
5. "Puff my mod" is a great way to pick up coworkers...and warnings from human resources.
6. Despite the company name, if you actually experience green smoke, seek medical attention.
7. If you get a cease and desist letter from Levi's, you're smoking the wrong 501s.
8. Only one person in the continental US has ever paid full price at Vapor4Life. His name is Marty, and he plans to move out of his mother's basement in the very near future.
9. If you mention "e-cigs" on PayPal, you wake up next to a dead horse.
10. Give yourself at least 45 minutes to remove bubble wrap from any orders shipped directly from China.
11. E-cig companies allocate all profits toward the printing and mass distribution of glossy business cards.
12. No one actually knows which brand of e-cig Katherine Heigl uses in that Letterman video seen on every company's website.
13. "Smooth, complex and satisfying" is a great term to use when describing Boba's Bounty to a new vaper. "Unadulterated lung porn" is not as well-received.

Okay, once more with feeling -- it's your turn. Thanks for letting me waste your bandwidth...

 

[ctourtelot]

LOL can't say I have much to add to that right now, but I'm sure I'll think of something.

Gave me a good giggle today though, thanks.

 

[Huuwap]

I never heard of the Katherine Heigl clip until you mentioned it, so I had to watch it. All 5 1/2 minutes of it. She says it's a Smoke Stik, but I'll go ahead and assume she's a filthy liar like most celebrities.

14. You're overfilling it.
15. It's not a true vape unless you can vary your voltage, and you can't do that correctly unless you have a Provari. NO, Provari V2. NO, Darwin. NO, Lavatube. NO, VV is overrated, use 3.7v and LR equipment. NO, 6v or go home.

 

[dshark]

nice....
great for a laugh today!

 

[Huuwap]

16. Order more than you need so you don't run out. Run out anyway the day before delivery because you had more than you needed and put off ordering for a few days.

 

[tamarahvt]

17. When what works for everyone else doesn't work for you, it doesn't mean you should give up. It just means you're a freak.

 

[DPLongo22]

18. Blu is named that because it's the color you turn when trying to get vapor and a throat hit from it.

OK - that may have been uncalled for. I retract...

 

[K-man]

great read...thanks for the laughs!

 

[luvinit]

LOL!!! I SO needed a laugh tonight!! Beautiful!


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[ejervjero]

#4 Thank you for finally telling me where to get some syringes! I have been calling all the drug stores and let me tell you they all look at me like I am creating something illegal in my basement or car. They do not end up having the syringes that I need though it's always the big tip ones.

#11 I have a pretty nice collection of business cards it seems companies now are sending 1 card per item in the box. If you receive a starter kit you end up with like 5+ cards to take into account the charger, batteries, cartomizers, and the e-cig.

#13 Related to porn I told some people I work with to check out vapeporn online and got about the same response as you probably got with Unadulterated lung porn.

 

[Iffy]

Hey folks...

Very well played... aka LMAO!

 

[ian74]

19. GPZ Services You can buy boxes of needles and syringes online..

Not really funny like the rest, but useful

 

[poetofisis]

20. All your brand are belong to us.
21. In light of your decision to save your lungs, the FDA shall relieve you of your sanity.
22. Russian roulette is safer than stacking your batteries.
23. Smack is generally accepted to be a safer alternative to vaping.
24. Won't wick? Too much VG.
25. Your mod melted? Too much VG.
26. You're using 100% PG? Too much VG.
27. What's all this aboot?

 

[cbrociuos]

28. Tractor Supply has a huge selection of vet. syringes cheap. if you wear a flannel shirt in they dont look at you like a junky!

 

[wickedalibi]

28. Tractor Supply has a huge selection of vet. syringes cheap. if you wear a flannel shirt in they dont look at you like a junky!

Dress like a junkie and most states have a free needle program

 

[pumasforpets]

29. Everything I use is awesome and everything you use sucks.
30. So when are you gonna quit vaping?
31. I saved $300 so far by not smoking! Spent $1000 on mods but...

 

[X P3 Flight Engineer]

20. You have to rock it to get it off!!

 

[tearose50]

Wonderful!

 

[Rebeca]

LOL! I love that! well put!

 

[Rherrera]

Good laughs, thanks guys!