My Grand is arriving tomorrow; a quick question

[MamaTried]

Notch the what of the what, now? That sounds like a disastrous move. What am I missing?

Tony, the feed tube might be a little long (down in the bottle) and get suctioned to the bottom of the bottle, thus blocking the juice from being sucked up. If it is, you'll need to trim it off. If you just clip a little notch in it on one side or if you clip it a little diagonally across the bottom, it'll never be able to suction itself to the bottom. That's what he means....

we call it the Reo vasectomy



ok, ok, i'm the only one who calls it that

 

[Vapolith]

we call it the Reo vasectomy



ok, ok, i'm the only one who calls it that

Well, it's more of a circumcision.

 

[MamaTried]

Well, it's more of a circumcision.

LOL. i chose the wrong word

 

[Vapolith]

LOL. i chose the wrong word

Yeah, no one is recommending tying the tube in a knot.

 

[MamaTried]

Yeah, no one is recommending tying the tube in a knot.

knot??? i heard snips...

true story:

when i was in the middle of my vasectomy, some work was going on on the roof or above the sub-ceiling. after one particularly loud crash my doc said "Oops"

his comedic timing was far less perfect than, say, Bob Hope's, but his eventual "Just kidding" may have saved his life...

 

[pdib]

Honey, call the Mohel, my REO has arrived!

 

[Plumes.91]

The lights stayed on and the computers didn't reset and pdib got his Reo! My buddy got a snip and tie. They snip, then tie. apparently his girlfriend doesn't know and she's been hinting that she wants a kid, a few times now. I have to bite my tongue and close my eyes. I hope he tells her soon.

 

[Vapolith]

knot??? i heard snips...

true story:

when i was in the middle of my vasectomy, some work was going on on the roof or above the sub-ceiling. after one particularly loud crash my doc said "Oops"

his comedic timing was far less perfect than, say, Bob Hope's, but his eventual "Just kidding" may have saved his life...

Hah! Simultaneously horrifying and funny. Much less funny if you are the one under the knife.

Laughing about vasectomies reminds me of the series finale of Mad About You, where Jamie asks Paul to get a vasectomy and then thinks it's a mistake, so he goes to get it undone, and then she thinks that's a mistake. Funny stuff.