My mailman is torturing me for fun.

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Heatherport

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A scary looking Newfie?!?!?!? :rolleyes::facepalm::laugh::lol:

20 years in the retail pet trade (and groomer) I have never met one of those yet. Is it an off-shoot of the breed?

Anyhoo.

I chased my mail man down last week when I was waiting for a package from Backwoods Brew. I had been watching the tracking on USPS.com and was thrilled when it said that my juice was in transit for delivery. Woo hoo!

The mail man comes and goes. Where's my juice? I ran a few houses down to catch him and he was laughing. He said he was on his way back to give me the package but I beat him to it.

Needless to say, I ripped that little bugger open with my teeth on the way back and had the Honey Flue uncapped and ready to drip.

LOL! Everyone here is scared of my Newf because I've only seen 3 on the island in the past year aside from mine. It's just the sheer size...and I have a female who is NOT huge to some I've seen. When we walk down the sidewalk people get out of the away...especially the real tough guys, lololol.
 

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Uhhh my mailman did this for the first time a couple of weeks ago. What a jerk. Well, he's actually a she. I watched her insert mail, all paper and leave. No package, but hmm usps tracking says out for delivery. And what do you know? She comes back 15 mins later when she probably should have been on to her next route and puts my package in the mailbox. It's happened twice since then. I know she's screwing with me.

Yep. Today he showed, packages in hand, and when I was practically shutting door in his face to race into the house he said "wait there's more!" I'm thinking I ddn't ORDER more...and he shoves two bills in my hand. He's not right, I'm telling you. Neighbors have confirmed he's a bit "off."
 

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Go to your post office pick up some stamps and a postal scale, toss a few pennies in a bunch of envelopes to put them over the weight for 1 stamp. Than put adresses on a dozen or two of these, after attempting to deliver mail only to bring it back a day or two later a few times. The mailman should learn their lesson.

I ain't gonna mess with you. I may even write your name down. :blink:
 

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Out for delivery in my area does not mean its on the regular postmans truck.Lots of times they send out a package delivery mailman after the regular mail has already been delivered.
I actually DID receive a package EARLY this way the other day...what an amazing, nice surprise.
 
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