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  1. lorikay13

    lorikay13 Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Dec 13, 2009
    Oregon
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    Since I never leave the house I figured I'ld spend as much money on a vacuum as some people spend on a used car. The fact that the Kirby sales team showed up after I had a couple drinks might have helped. :blink: So one of the selling points of this thing is the pet grooming attachment........right.

    So it turns out if you give Idiot Collies Valium....they get even stupider....
    here's what you can expect if you decide to try this on your own idiots.....you will be able to brush their teeth. You will be able to suck the fur right off their body with the new Kirby. Then....you will spend the rest of the day making sure they don't mistake inanimate objects, or each other, for food, .....do not drown in the toilet.....do not break a leg falling through the stairs getting in and out of the house. And of course.....tripping over them as they constantly pass out right under your feet.

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    But you CAN....like....do stuff to them....hehe:evil:
     
  2. windy33

    windy33 Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 8, 2012
    O.C.
    Oh my Lord hahahhha I also bought the kirby after many drinks with the salesman.The sales guy showed up on a saturday morning I was cleaning for a party that night and we ended up drinking a bunch of vodka together then the old man showed up and was like what the heck is going on!!!lololololol Swear true story
     
  3. lorikay13

    lorikay13 Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Dec 13, 2009
    Oregon
    hahahahahahaha....that is a GREAT story...LOL. I couldn't believe my rough Collie actually let me use that thing on her! She actually liked it. The Smoothie....no way! But I did get to brush her teeth. :) (oh..no..not with the Kirby...LOL)
     
  4. CES

    CES optimistic cynic Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 25, 2010
    Birmingham, Al
    I've seen dogs that you can vacuum...i only wish mine were that kind. sigh.

    but your kirby is quite nice....but i have to ask, what were you drinking? :laugh:
     
  5. susie22321

    susie22321 Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Jun 6, 2010
    St. Clair Shores, MI
    She won't tell :)

    I love my Dyson better :p
     
  6. Katya

    Katya ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Feb 23, 2010
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  7. lorikay13

    lorikay13 Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Dec 13, 2009
    Oregon
    Vodka of course. I finally bought the damn thing so they would go away and I could make another drink. geez.....I want the thing already...now get the hell OUT!
     
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