My Perfect PV

[CaptJay]

Have you ever wondered what your perfect PV would be like? I mean if designing was a snap and something any idiot (like me) could do in the time it takes to make lunch. I like my 510 but there are so many things I'd change if I could, while still keeping its size and vapor production.

Mine would be:

1. The same size as it is now, but with a cart the size of a coffee mug (but, like Dr Who's Tardis, it would appear a lot smaller on the outside..)
2. Able to give me perfect drags of lovely flavors every time, with no variance.
3. If I direct drip into it it would NEVER flood. EVER.
And I would never get juice in my mouth or all over my fingers (see above).
4. The enormous coffee mug cart would wick perfectly as it would contain the world's best wicking material (whatever that is...lol)
5. Being so large I would easily be able see down the cart to direct drip (see 3).
6. Using an entire bottle of juice to direct drip would not be an issue (see 3 and 5)
7. The battery would last just as long as i wanted it to.
8. One HUGE puff on my perfect PV would make clouds of softly scented vapor that ex smokers would love (without tempting them to try vaping or in any way pushing their buttons)


I guess I can dream, right?

 

[LibertyRevolution]

Basically I want a juice box, that holds 3 flavors of juice.
They must be usable individually, or a mix of any the 3, by a switch.
It would have a 3.7v->5v switch.
It would have a USB charger/passthru like a Bartleby
It would have to be sealed atty, non leaking.
It would have to be no bigger than a 3xAAA box mod.
I would like it not made out of plastic, so I can drop it and not break it.
And I want it rubber coated like a janty v3.
And I want it to cost under $50, batteries and usb charging cable inculded.
I think I am asking too much??

 

[Wireguy]

I'll just take the Tardis and a sonic screw driver.