Nashville Vapor's 2nd Contest!!! Come join in... Yeayaa!!
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Just read the last page of posts before yours for inspiration
That's sure to give you some motivation
Or start from the first post, and read the whole thing
"Like" as you go, then spread your rhyming wings.
Have a big stretch, then crack your knuckles
Get creative and give us some chuckles
That's sure to give you some motivation
Or start from the first post, and read the whole thing
"Like" as you go, then spread your rhyming wings.
Have a big stretch, then crack your knuckles
Get creative and give us some chuckles
YOU can't just put the "Cute Little Blue Bunny" In a BOX - "Lox" . . . .
For a day away in any "Bin" that is locked . . .
The "Blue Bunny" will be in fear . . . .
If "Binny" comes in here . . .
So from that "Bier" - You must set the "Little Cute Blue Bunny" FREE . . .
For a day away in any "Bin" that is locked . . .
The "Blue Bunny" will be in fear . . . .
If "Binny" comes in here . . .
So from that "Bier" - You must set the "Little Cute Blue Bunny" FREE . . .
My day is rapidly going to hell,I woke up to Chrissy starting to yell.
"I hear water gushing from under the house!" so I threw on my pants and started to grouse.
"It's definately flooded, the pipe appears to be broke." So I shut off the main and contemplated a smoke.
Reached for my coffee and Echo in a rush,it occurred to me without water I wouldn't be able to flush.
Thank goodness for vaping I don't need a pack, but replaced my dear toilet with a grocery sack.
"I hear water gushing from under the house!" so I threw on my pants and started to grouse.
"It's definately flooded, the pipe appears to be broke." So I shut off the main and contemplated a smoke.
Reached for my coffee and Echo in a rush,it occurred to me without water I wouldn't be able to flush.
Thank goodness for vaping I don't need a pack, but replaced my dear toilet with a grocery sack.
ive been there before my friend
using a sack for a toilette i did pretend
but heed my advice it will help you sometime
make sure there is no holes in that sack for if there is
you may slip on poo and land flat on your back
using a sack for a toilette i did pretend
but heed my advice it will help you sometime
make sure there is no holes in that sack for if there is
you may slip on poo and land flat on your back
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So sorry this happened to ruin your day, but look on the bright side and think of a way
To laugh through the chaos, and have fun with it
Set it ablaze on your mean neighbor's front porch,
And watch them throw a fit to stomp out that torch
Although the humor you may conjure up is debateable
If your grocery sack is paper, at least it's biodegradable
To laugh through the chaos, and have fun with it
Set it ablaze on your mean neighbor's front porch,
And watch them throw a fit to stomp out that torch
Although the humor you may conjure up is debateable
If your grocery sack is paper, at least it's biodegradable
You guys are too funny, thanks for the advice,crapping in sacks is never really nice.
I maintained my balance and took care of the deed, a mop and a backbrace I shall not need.
We have a dumb neighbor with dogs using our yard,I just throw that back over onto their cars.
We stand up for ourselves so they hate us a bunch,maybe I'll throw my sack over with a note...."Sack Lunch"
I maintained my balance and took care of the deed, a mop and a backbrace I shall not need.
We have a dumb neighbor with dogs using our yard,I just throw that back over onto their cars.
We stand up for ourselves so they hate us a bunch,maybe I'll throw my sack over with a note...."Sack Lunch"
in a lunch that i would not want
but to throw it at the neighbors
would be great indeed
as im yelling my poo my poo has been freed
but to throw it at the neighbors
would be great indeed
as im yelling my poo my poo has been freed
i suppose i made you puke
please sir spare us dont use the nuke
in all fairness i must say
there were no rules to this contest today
Needless to say
A revelation today
I could've been banned
For some drug word play
Sorry to mods and those I offended
So happy to find that the poem has not ended!
A revelation today
I could've been banned
For some drug word play
Sorry to mods and those I offended
So happy to find that the poem has not ended!
While it will definately be "Natures" call that MUST BE HEARD . . .
There is no need to freat or play us an "Encore" . . .
Because what we saw was not just "GERD" . . .
Nor could what we saw be "ignored" or "overlooked" . . .
SO - We will say with all abandon - "Regurgitate" - "NO MORE" ! ! !
There is no need to freat or play us an "Encore" . . .
Because what we saw was not just "GERD" . . .
Nor could what we saw be "ignored" or "overlooked" . . .
SO - We will say with all abandon - "Regurgitate" - "NO MORE" ! ! !
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This thread is wide open, for genius and fools
and please rest assured, there are really no rules
just post away, and it may be your fate
to win this contest, for you're all doing great!!
and please rest assured, there are really no rules
just post away, and it may be your fate
to win this contest, for you're all doing great!!
Today my prize hasn't been that great, it's our kid's 26th and we're all running late.
I've been under the house all covered in dirt swearing and yelling at the major squirt,
of water that sprays from our hot water line,I'd rather be here for laughs and rhymes.
I guess that's how it goes life is just fine and dandy,"Fair" is a place with rides and cotton candy
I guess we're going to leave soon,I just got clearance,It's nice to see DavyJoe make an appearance!
I've been under the house all covered in dirt swearing and yelling at the major squirt,
of water that sprays from our hot water line,I'd rather be here for laughs and rhymes.
I guess that's how it goes life is just fine and dandy,"Fair" is a place with rides and cotton candy
I guess we're going to leave soon,I just got clearance,It's nice to see DavyJoe make an appearance!
With One More Win . . .
It's into the "PIT" . . .
"Fire and Brimstone" will be the "Little Cute Blue Bunny's" Fate . . .
It's into the "PIT" . . .
"Fire and Brimstone" will be the "Little Cute Blue Bunny's" Fate . . .
Now that there prize
Would sure make my day
Let there be no disguise
And not a delay
I word to the wise,
I shall have my say
Would sure make my day
Let there be no disguise
And not a delay
I word to the wise,
I shall have my say
winning a prize should be great indeed
except i wouldnt know what that was like
i've never won anything
not once in my life
except i wouldnt know what that was like
i've never won anything
not once in my life
You or me, Blue,
I'm in the same boat
Yes sadly its true,
But I'll still be pleased
If it goes to you!
I'm in the same boat
Yes sadly its true,
But I'll still be pleased
If it goes to you!
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