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Nebraska Vaping, Part 2

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hawkizefan

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Apparently someone ends to get in my pants cuz I'm a bit preoccupied with it.
Do hookers take debit cards?
No low life .... hookers.
I'm talking a ...... like Rebecca de....whatever in risky business. Or even Julia Roberts in that flick with geer....but I'd need a few natties for that....but I would.
I have $17......?????????
 

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Apparently someone ends to get in my pants cuz I'm a bit preoccupied with it.
Do hookers take debit cards?
No low life .... hookers.
I'm talking a ...... like Rebecca de....whatever in risky business. Or even Julia Roberts in that flick with geer....but I'd need a few natties for that....but I would.
I have $17......?????????

Morney, Pretty woman.. $17 will get you a few green jelly beans
 

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Awesome. To the point. Direct. Reason #207 why I luvs me some Pitt.

Rebecca de morney.....that's the ticket.
So your saying $17 and some green jelly beans can get me that????

That's how I roll. Yup, she's the ticket to the hand that rocks the cradle!
Unfortunately, $17 will only get you some green jelly beans. However, those green jelly beans can be exchanged for sexual favors!
 

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That's how I roll. Yup, she's the ticket to the hand that rocks the cradle!
Unfortunately, $17 will only get you some green jelly beans. However, those green jelly beans can be exchanged for sexual favors!

Damn....signed out and then.....Pitt...lol....
Sexual favors with you or her?????
Not that I care. Either would be epic.....just wondering which underwear to wear. My silks or my under Roos?????
 

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The underoos with "skills" written on the backside!

Did I "type" skills???
Meant silks......doesn't matter...rebecca don't care...lol...
Gotta hit it babe. Been fun hanging with you again. My bad I know....I apologize. But you're like family.....so you get my worst and you HAVE to love me...cuz that's the rulz.....figsnizit.....

One more before bed....you call it...rock, rock, rock......apparently you should call rock and hit somebody in the face.
Hit them like you would kick a puppy.
Hit them like a matronly railroad biatch.
Hit them like you hate paper and TREES.....living, breathing TREES......damn tree haters. Like beavers. Beavers hate trees. I love me some beaver....I'm confused again. Where was I going with this?
Oh yeah.....look sheep..bah...tastes like chicken.....lol

Love you numbees.....Mandingo....
 

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Alright, just because I think everybody in here should know.. I have eclipsed 10,000 posts today! That "officially" makes me a "Guru", according to ECF. Well I would just like a moment to thank Hawk and Jake for giving me this opportunity and for allowing me to fulfill this dream of mine. You will, however, notice that I'm not a "Guru", but I'm something else. Honestly have been for a while, just doubt anybody has noticed..what with Tapatalk and all.. I love each and every one of you and look forward to each and every day I get to spend with you all! I love you guys!

I know this isn't as epic as Jake's 5.000th post, but I feel more touched by it, all the same!
 

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Did I "type" skills???
Meant silks......doesn't matter...rebecca don't care...lol...
Gotta hit it babe. Been fun hanging with you again. My bad I know....I apologize. But you're like family.....so you get my worst and you HAVE to love me...cuz that's the rulz.....figsnizit.....

One more before bed....you call it...rock, rock, rock......apparently you should call rock and hit somebody in the face.
Hit them like you would kick a puppy.
Hit them like a matronly railroad biatch.
Hit them like you hate paper and TREES.....living, breathing TREES......damn tree haters. Like beavers. Beavers hate trees. I love me some beaver....I'm confused again. Where was I going with this?
Oh yeah.....look sheep..bah...tastes like chicken.....lol

Love you numbees.....Mandingo....

Oh shiate..I love you
 

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Alright, just because I think everybody in here should know.. I have eclipsed 10,000 posts today! That "officially" makes me a "Guru", according to ECF. Well I would just like a moment to thank Hawk and Jake for giving me this opportunity and for allowing me to fulfill this dream of mine. You will, however, notice that I'm not a "Guru", but I'm something else. Honestly have been for a while, just doubt anybody has noticed..what with Tapatalk and all.. I love each and every one of you and look forward to each and every day I get to spend with you all! I love you guys!

I know this isn't as epic as Jake's 5.000th post, but I feel more touched by it, all the same!

Damn........i feel horrible......i didn't notice, I blame Tapatalk.....it's ruining us, damn technology! Congrats, honey buns! I couldn't be more proud to call you my friend......you are a guru and so much more.......you keep this place kickin, and you are always here for us! I feel honored to have my 5000th post on the same day you had your 10000th post. Guess that means we're gonna have to celebrate!! Love you, sweet pea!!
 

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Alright, just because I think everybody in here should know.. I have eclipsed 10,000 posts today! That "officially" makes me a "Guru", according to ECF. Well I would just like a moment to thank Hawk and Jake for giving me this opportunity and for allowing me to fulfill this dream of mine. You will, however, notice that I'm not a "Guru", but I'm something else. Honestly have been for a while, just doubt anybody has noticed..what with Tapatalk and all.. I love each and every one of you and look forward to each and every day I get to spend with you all! I love you guys!

I know this isn't as epic as Jake's 5.000th post, but I feel more touched by it, all the same!

You truly are vaping like a boss! You rock!!
 

PittBoss

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Damn........i feel horrible......i didn't notice, I blame Tapatalk.....it's ruining us, damn technology! Congrats, honey buns! I couldn't be more proud to call you my friend......you are a guru and so much more.......you keep this place kickin, and you are always here for us! I feel honored to have my 5000th post on the same day you had your 10000th post. Guess that means we're gonna have to celebrate!! Love you, sweet pea!!

I didn't notice until post 10,033..so don't feel bad. I also had my user title changed a while ago, so the "guru" thing doesn't even show. Our post milestone is one in a million and I think it should be treated as such! kudos to you, my bro.. and bless the many posts we have in our future!
 
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