Nebraska Vaping, Part 2

[Kent Brooks]

So what's everyone up to tonight?

I'm just sitting down in the lab to mix some juice......think I'm gonna try to use some new flavors.........kinda sad that I have over 60 flavors and I only usually use about 5 of them......probably over 30 I haven't even tried yet......Need to quit buying extra flavors every time I order.....

TPA? Capellas? FW?

 

[Jakersvape]

Stepping over my mower and my shoestring got caught.
Wish I had been drinking heavily, but alas, stone cold sober.
Tore up both legs on the mower and rib shot the snowblower.
I'm not one to whine about ouchies...in fact I usually bleed somehow/somewhere everyday by 9:00....and I'm never sure how it happened. But I'm being a big OL baby about this. I can't get a full deep breath and pulling/picking up/stroking with my left side nearly makes me tear up. I just tried to open the dryer door and broke out in a sweat. I think more beer may be in order.

Ouch! Hope you're ok......Need me to come rub it?? Sounds like you might wanna make a trip to the doc in the morning.....

 

[Jakersvape]

I'll take the baccos off your hands.
Of course I'll pay you in hugs and other pleasures of the flesh.
You just can't squeeze me very hard...lol

Ummm......i don't have any baccos.....got some shisha.....don't care for it plain....but it's delightful with pomegranate....gonna try some other flavors with it too....but if I had some baccos they would be all yours, sugar britches!

 

[Jakersvape]

Went pretty well! Brought home 2 monkeys this time!

You need a couple big monkeys....like the big statue monkey and a couple real ones.....if you get real ones, go with baboons.....or orangutans!

 

[Jakersvape]

Still out at the in laws.. Gonna head home shortly and try to relax a bit before bed

Sounds nice.....was hoping for more storms....but I'll take the rain.....as long as it doesn't rain for our vape meet at my house on June 7th and 8th....Y'all remember the vape/roofing meet at my house.....right??

 

[Jakersvape]

Jakes finger trick is not the kind that should be performed in the shower, I hope.

I think the finger trick is best performed in a shower......in Cleveland......

 

[Jakersvape]

TPA? Capellas? FW?

Mostly TPA, couple LA, couple FA, and a few vz.

 

[Jakersvape]

Made up my ADV's....some Hot N Juicy Peach and Hot N Juicy IceI, and then I made a french toast, frankenberry, and a peanut butter delight.....probably wait until tomorrow to try those 3 out....

 

[PittBoss]

You need a couple big monkeys....like the big statue monkey and a couple real ones.....if you get real ones, go with baboons.....or orangutans!

I don't think I would be able to control the baboons or orangutans.. I'll stick to the more traditional varieties.. Yeah, I keep asking King Kong's if they would sell me their big statue, but they always say no..

 

[PittBoss]

Sounds nice.....was hoping for more storms....but I'll take the rain.....as long as it doesn't rain for our vape meet at my house on June 7th and 8th....Y'all remember the vape/roofing meet at my house.....right??

I know I do! I'm excited!!!

 

[PittBoss]

I think the finger trick is best performed in a shower......in Cleveland......

Behind a dumpster in Cleveland? Lol

 

[Jakersvape]

I don't think I would be able to control the baboons or orangutans.. I'll stick to the more traditional varieties.. Yeah, I keep asking King Kong's if they would sell me their big statue, but they always say no..

Doesn't Guns 2 Roses have a couple? Maybe you could buy theirs?

 

[Jakersvape]

I know I do! I'm excited!!!

At least someone is excited! I'm looking forward to carrying all those bundles of shingles up a ladder!

 

[Jakersvape]

Behind a dumpster in Cleveland? Lol

Even better!

 

[hawkizefan]

Jakes finger trick is not the kind that should be performed in the shower, I hope.

In the shower, in the truck, in the living room, in the dark.....the man is pure magic. And that finger trick that he learned is awesome.

 

[hawkizefan]

Ouch! Hope you're ok......Need me to come rub it?? Sounds like you might wanna make a trip to the doc in the morning.....

My dr. Scares e now...lol...
Ok...no she doesn't.

 

[Jakersvape]

You like the Avi??

 

[Jakersvape]

My dr. Scares e now...lol...
Ok...no she doesn't.

I was starting to think you did it on purpose just so you could go see her....

 

[hawkizefan]

I don't think I would be able to control the baboons or orangutans.. I'll stick to the more traditional varieties.. Yeah, I keep asking King Kong's if they would sell me their big statue, but they always say no..

Just go "acquire" it one night.
If you get caught tell them it followed you home.
Put a red bandana on it.....that would be cool.

 

[PittBoss]

Doesn't Guns 2 Roses have a couple? Maybe you could buy theirs?

Yeah, as they are all going bankrupt.. I'm sure I would get a good deal..