Nebraska Vaping, Part 2

[Jakersvape]

Practicing her strip poker and undertaking panty raids. I think she said last time she scored 46 pairs! Oh, the things these college girls do on spring break. Makes even me blush!

I forgot it was spring break.....I really think spring break should be mandatory....and panty raiding should be mandatory on the mandatory spring break.....and strip poker should be mandatory after the mandatory panty raiding during the mandatory spring break......
I'm proud of her for scoring 46 pairs....she's like my idol, man, I want to be just like her more than you do....

 

[PittBoss]

It's funny how everything you say just magically makes sense!

I have always wondered why that is..

 

[Jakersvape]

I have always wondered why that is..

Because you're magical.....in a cute magic kind of way

 

[PittBoss]

I forgot it was spring break.....I really think spring break should be mandatory....and panty raiding should be mandatory on the mandatory spring break.....and strip poker should be mandatory after the mandatory panty raiding during the mandatory spring break......
I'm proud of her for scoring 46 pairs....she's like my idol, man, I want to be just like her more than you do....

That was the most logically illogical thing I have heard all day! You, sir, deserve a pat on the back and an ice cold Mt. Dew!

In all honesty, I doubt I look up to her as much as you do. That shrine in your crawlspace, dedicated to her, is outstanding!

 

[PittBoss]

Because you're magical.....in a cute magic kind of way

Like unicorns farting out ground up monkey bones, magical?

 

[Jakersvape]

That was the most logically illogical thing I have heard all day! You, sir, deserve a pat on the back and an ice cold Mt. Dew!

In all honesty, I doubt I look up to her as much as you do. That shrine in your crawlspace, dedicated to her, is outstanding!

Oh....now I'm slightly embarrassed....
You weren't really supposed to know about that....
Thanks for the dew....but I've already had my 2 cans for the day....

 

[Jakersvape]

Like unicorns farting out ground up monkey bones, magical?

Exactly! Speaking of monkey bones....how's your monkey fund?

 

[PittBoss]

Oh....now I'm slightly embarrassed....
You weren't really supposed to know about that....
Thanks for the dew....but I've already had my 2 cans for the day....

It's okay.. Just make it a point to have that be the second thing you grab in the morning!

Don't worry about it.. I bet if she saw it, she would be in love with it!

 

[PittBoss]

Exactly! Speaking of monkey bones....how's your monkey fund?

Jenny keeps tricking me into spending it. There is only a couple dollars left in the jar. Sad puppy face..

 

[Jakersvape]

It's okay.. Just make it a point to have that be the second thing you grab in the morning!

Don't worry about it.. I bet if she saw it, she would be in love with it!

It'll have to be the third thing I grab.....pv is second.....

 

[Jakersvape]

Jenny keeps tricking me into spending it. There is only a couple dollars left in the jar. Sad puppy face..

Maybe you could do a little dance for me and I'll give you some quarters to throw in it......

 

[PittBoss]

It'll have to be the third thing I grab.....pv is second.....

Must be a Russian thing..

 

[PittBoss]

Maybe you could do a little dance for me and I'll give you some quarters to throw in it......

Maybe I will do the monkey for some!?

 

[Jakersvape]

Maybe I will do the monkey for some!?

Deal.....do it baked and I'll throw in a couple more!

 

[Jakersvape]

Must be a Russian thing..

It's a Russian railroading thing

 

[PittBoss]

Deal.....do it baked and I'll throw in a couple more!

I'm going to assume you want me naked, not baked.. Granted, neither will be pretty, but more manageable naked

 

[PittBoss]

It's a Russian railroading thing

Probably why it's over my head

 

[Jakersvape]

I'm going to assume you want me naked, not baked.. Granted, neither will be pretty, but more manageable naked

How about baked and naked?

 

[PittBoss]

How about baked and naked?

I'm game for that.. Go big or go home, eh?

 

[PittBoss]

Alright, giblet.. It's my bed time. I'm a tired boy and need a lot of beauty sleep