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A kilt is a skirt that some Scottish guys junk has been flopping around in...
Just sayin...
I'm so glad you finally made it to the party.....I'm planning on being completely wasted within the hour!
Your a tad late on the wasted part too...
2 more demerits.
4 demerits. You must be my manwhore slave now. Typical BNSF contract agreement.
Bring me vodka...remove pants....weld something. No fire please.
I specialize in fire.....i don't need demerits to be your manwhore.....i do it for free.
I remove 2 demerits...
Manwhore optional...(please pick yes)...
Sup dog? Been missing me some jake. Love you buddy.
Of course I pick yes....how could I say no to you??
It's going.......kinda shiatty right now....but it's going....
How you doin, pumpkin?
Love you too, sugar britches!
You always say the right stuff....
You make me all gooey....
I like being gooey...
And I like you liking me. Makes me feel real. I don't get that much...and that's reason #628 why I luvs me some jake.
You knuckles go out of your way to make me feel special...a part of it...familish.....
That's reason #1 why I love you guys. You the breast....(did I spell that right?).....
Where's sugar britches tonight?
There's a million reasons why we love you......we are one big dysfunctional family!
If you were here I would hug you with 1 leg wrapped around your nether regions, and at least 1 hand in your left pocket....
And I mean that really, really alot. I'm serious.
Have I mentioned that I love you today? Just want it on record for when all the shiate goes down.
Pitt wears used skirts. He calls them kilts. Like you can banish old ball ghosts by calling them a different name....
Now I feel bad. Been giving Pitt shiate all night...
So you saying that wasn't you....
Now I feel cheap......
No I don't.....
It was probably sweat pea
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