*Sung to the tune of Hotel California*
On a dark desert highway, cool vapor in my hair
Warm smell of colitas e-juice, rising up through the air
Up on the desk in the distance, I saw a shimmering computer light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to log out for the night
There she stood in the forum;
I saw the ad with 510's for sale
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be forum heaven or this could be hell
Then she sent me a PM and she showed me the way
There were voices down the in the Chat corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the E-cigarette Forum
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely avatar face
Plenty of room at the E-Cigarette Forum
Any time of year, you can find it here
Her mind is PayPal-twisted, she got the credit card mis-spends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty ECF Members, that she calls friends
How they type in the New Member's Forum, sweet summer palm sweat.
Some Google search to remember, some don't post 'cuz they forget
So I PMed my favorite supplier,
please send me juice flavored like wine
He said, Boge screwed up that flavor back in two thousand nine
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
to check replies to your posts from yesterday...
Welcome to the E-Cigarette Forum
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely avatar face
They vapin it up at the E-Cigarette Forum
What a nice surprise, we'll give you buying alibis
Mirror finish on the Silver Bullet,
The pink eGo is quite nice
And she said we are all just prisoners here, of our own HR device
And in the masters chambers,
They noticed nobody cooked a feast
The wife can't cook with her steely knives,
Cuz she's posting pictures to win a mod called the Beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find a passthrough
and add it to the order I'd placed just an hour before
relax, said the Moderator,
Every day, more boxes you'll receive!
You can log out any time you like,
But you can never leave!
BTW, funny stuff:
The Straight Dope: In the song "Hotel California," what does "colitas" mean?