New FDA Approved Smoking Device
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Oh wow, no thank you! I wouldn't ever want nicotine so bad that I would do that!
Best laugh I've had in a while.
Tell you what, if I was looking into the light after being under water for a couple minutes, i can't think of anything else that would bring me back faster than sticking that in my stink hole and pumping....
Do you take paypal?
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Here's another funny but true story of how tobacco smoke saved a baby's life.
"Apparently, Picasso had such a difficult birth that he was at first thought to be stillborn. Such was evidently the opinion of the midwife, at any rate, for she left him lying on a table in order to devote her attention to his mother. It was only thanks to the presence of mind shown by his doctor uncle, Don Salvador, that the baby came to life. Picasso himself heard the story told on many occasions in his childhood, and he delighted in repeating it himself. 'Doctors at that time,' he told Antonina Vallentin, 'used to smoke big cigars, and my uncle was no exception. When he saw me lying there he blew smoke into my face. To this I immediately reacted with a grimace and a bellow of fury'" (cf. Vallentin 1957, 7; Palau 1980, 27).
"Apparently, Picasso had such a difficult birth that he was at first thought to be stillborn. Such was evidently the opinion of the midwife, at any rate, for she left him lying on a table in order to devote her attention to his mother. It was only thanks to the presence of mind shown by his doctor uncle, Don Salvador, that the baby came to life. Picasso himself heard the story told on many occasions in his childhood, and he delighted in repeating it himself. 'Doctors at that time,' he told Antonina Vallentin, 'used to smoke big cigars, and my uncle was no exception. When he saw me lying there he blew smoke into my face. To this I immediately reacted with a grimace and a bellow of fury'" (cf. Vallentin 1957, 7; Palau 1980, 27).
Should we now be considering toilet tissue for our filter material?
Edit: and what brand would be best? Charmin anyone?
White Cloud (of Smoke) would probably be more appropriate.
I don't want to sound like a smart .... (no pun intended
, will you certainly would not look very smart with one of those stuck up your ....!!)But for someone who needed resuscitating it would seem more sensible to blow into to the mouth rather than the .....
Might be useful for constipation though.
This may be the nicotine absorption angle a few have been looking for. Any studies yet?
I don't see a problem with that device at all...as long as it is not marketed toward kids with candy flavors and such.
This has to be one of the funniest posts I've ever read around here! I'm guessing that on the first recorded successful use where the person came back and was flatulant, this is where the saying "blow it out your ..." came from? LOL
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