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[Led Hendriani]

Going to go eat warm snickerdoodles right out of the oven at my new lady friends house = PRICELESS!!!

 

[super dave]

PCC on the GoGo--Round #11

Adrena-1240
Keelala-1340
Lauralie-1440
Yiddle-1540

I'm Thankful for the Gv Contests and Super Helpers!
Sorry could only do these four!

 

[keelalagirl55]

{{{{{{Dave}}}}}} Thank you

 

[AG51]

View attachment 153061Hi Adrena
did ya notice.............................No waving peeps

Dam OBillys, you gittin goods at dis suck up thang dere

 

[Cnew]

Pcc a go go round #11
1234
1324
1432
1534

 

[kgj]

PCC on the GoGo -- Round #11
Pick 4 numbers from 1201 to 1600

1212
1214
1216
1330

please

 

[AG51]

Ouch !

I gots more blistems on my hands frum tryin ta use dat rakes in da yard agains

I habe too many trees heres I beliebs. I always gots ta rake sumptin up

 

[Yeah_its_me]

Just wanted to run on through and say HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone! Hope you and yours have a great one!

 

[AG51]

Love you Yimmeys ! I'm habina bean 2morrows fer feast

 

[Adrena]

Ouch !

I gots more blistems on my hands frum tryin ta use dat rakes in da yard agains

I habe too many trees heres I beliebs. I always gots ta rake sumptin up

Ouchie .......

 

[paulbald2]

PCC on the GoGo--Round#11:
1571
1572
1573
1574

 

[jj2]

Ouch !

I gots more blistems on my hands frum tryin ta use dat rakes in da yard agains

I habe too many trees heres I beliebs. I always gots ta rake sumptin up

 

[AG51]

Ouchie .......

yeah

thank you for da band aids

 

[Adrena]

IT's official! I pooped....

 

[AG51]

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000." ;

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?

 

[AG51]

IT's official! I pooped....

me too

 

[jj2]

IT's official! I pooped....

I'm usually poohed!!

Time to sit back and take it easy!!

 

[jj2]

me too

Wait, be patient, and it will happen.

 

[AG51]

Thanksgiving Divorce:

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "like heck they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving AND paying their own way."

 

[jj2]

Thanksgiving Divorce:

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "like heck they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving AND paying their own way."

I don't know if you should have posted that...too many might try it!!