New GOTVAPES.com 2nd Multi Mega Prize Monthly CONTEST Giveaway!!!

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Led Hendriani

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This might brighten your day

Enjoy!


How the world works lately...


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If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into
A tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are


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Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my
OLD WRINKLED ....
IS PARKED IN FRONT
OF THIS COMPUTER
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates.


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Have a Great Day...
All Day...
Every Day..!

I just knew there was something fishy with that bill gates guy. Yup Yup...
 

KraKsX

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not to bad, hope your good, all shovled and driveway is all done

same here, I'm hating on shoveling out of public street, hard work goes to waste as soon as i move the car, and today ill be shoveling out my truck (rear wheel drive only, so it doesnt get much use in this weather, so no rush to shovel)

errr

at least i got my vapor :)
 
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