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The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem ...... off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ...." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem ...... off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ...." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Now that you mention it... I could sure go for a.... oh nevermind.
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Prelude to the prelude-- Round #9
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Bees and thanks?
Pick 4 numbers from 1201-1600
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1380
1415
1583
Bees and thanks?
You Know your 60th birthday is coming when
Happy hour is a nap.
Things you buy now wont wear out.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, Did I wake you?
You and your teeth dont sleep together anymore.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
You begin every other sentence with, Nowadays
You realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
Happy hour is a nap.
Things you buy now wont wear out.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, Did I wake you?
You and your teeth dont sleep together anymore.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
You begin every other sentence with, Nowadays
You realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
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