I'm sure it wasn't as funny as it sounds at the time, but I'mWhen I was still in nursing we had two ladies at the home who kept fighting over a certain dining room table even tho seating was assigned. We had to break up two dinnertime fistfights that I know of, Dog only knows how many the other shifts had to deal with! We finally had to have one at that table for lunch, then the other for dinner and the other meal they ate in their room.
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