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CalamityJan

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Geeze....my energys fizzled outs
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and I still gots more to do damm its

Here ya goes sweetie, this was made just for you...

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Happy NFL Sunday to ya, Sgt.

Hope you bet the all lotto winnin's on the best team today.......... whomever that may be. :)

lol. Lotto winnin's didn't go too far today--nothin'; but there's always Wed.:)

I'm sorry you habe you period durin the football games Peppa :unsure: I know how uncomfertables dat is :( speciallys when deres a NFL tickets inbolbed

I'm speechless. If I did have anything to say, it would get me banned. Bad monkey momma.;)
 

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lol. Lotto winnin's didn't go too far today--nothin'; but there's always Wed.:)
I'm speechless. If I did have anything to say, it would get me banned. Bad monkey momma.;)
what ?
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you da one who says abouts you periodicals nots me
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I was only tryins ta comferts you in dat horribles situations ub its
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Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..
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But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
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Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
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The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
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He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,
she will be cured.'

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. :thumbs:
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter
an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth...

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .
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The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
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The third prince approached. He told the princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
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The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
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And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
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Question: What was in the prince's pants?
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M&M's of course.

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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What were you thinking??
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Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?"

Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did."

She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100."
...

After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday. Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left. Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?"

Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."

Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?"

Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Dave says.
"Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust.":)

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