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OMG - for some reason the I.T. Nazi's unlocked videos............that is hilarious Ccat!
Twas the week before Christmas, through the GV house
Not a kolo was stirring, not even to watch Mighty Mouse.
The EGO was hung on Ms.Adrena with care,
In hopes that her VMAX soon would be there.
The poopies were refreshing all snug in their chairs,
When images of Flux Nectar flashed past their screens with flare.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
It was Danno running around like the Mad hatter!
Away to the window his wife flew like a flash,
To see Danno rolling around in piles of cash.
The moon on the crestof the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of his pearly whites such a glow.
When, what to kolos wondering eyes should appear,
But a Woody dressed like a god dang reindeer!
With a Gripper in hand and a face of distraught,
Screaming about his battery getting too damn hot.
More rapid than wings his lips did flap,
When out of the blue he got attacked by Keelas cat!
And then, in a twinkling, I heard Gabe the roof
The flopping and sliding of his tush.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his his cane had some writing "pimp Daddy" on the front.
A bundle of "Toys" he had flung in his sack,
Hoping to catch Laura flat on her back.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his chin so hairy!
The drool from little mouth was like milk and frothy,
He was chubby and plump, unlike the famous John Holmes,
And I laughed when I saw him, breaking into her home!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
He fell off the roof and he surely bled.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his truck,
And cursed up a storm, using words rhyming with duck.
He flew through the snow when his muffler started to whistle,
And damn near hit our lovely yiddle!
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
"Happy Festivus to all, Chris go take a hike!"
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Have fun.Although, I never found painting to be that big of a hassle, other than when you do ceiling. And maybe having to move the furniture, and then moving it back; taking the pictures off the wall and then putting them back;picking out the color/colors and maybe getting in an argument with your husband/wife--possible divorce; having to sleep on a couch because your bed isn't set-up. Nevermind, painting is a hassle.
The hassle in this one is having one less in the nest how do we use that room..
Hubby want's a music room I want an art room....
Needless to say we were both spared the couch.
As now I have to find space in his new music room for my sewing table (yes one awesome 50+yo table) crafts and modding supplies.
His list:
Book shelves, records, 8tracks, music books, 2 amplifiers (one a cabinet Libra on wheels) 5 guitars (cases and stands) a trombone, a plethora of percussion and wind instruments. A wooden record cabinet (from the 70's?) and still find room for seating.......
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Hilarious video, Ccat. I've already stolen and posted it somewhere else.
That's what I did when I put it here.
Krispers is lucky cause that is so darn funny - I can't be upset...........
Thanks for an awesome poem!
Thanks for an awesome poem!
Loved the poem Krispers............ya even included me 
but.....................where are you in dat story? 
but.....................where are you in dat story?
Loved the poem Krispers............ya even included me
i the one watching it all happen
Good afternoon everyone....
Unhappiness is the hunger to get; happiness is the hunger to give. . . . If an individual should set out for a single day to give happiness, to make life happier, brighter and sweeter, not for themselves but for others, they would find a wondrous revelation of what happiness really is.
William George Jordan
Unhappiness is the hunger to get; happiness is the hunger to give. . . . If an individual should set out for a single day to give happiness, to make life happier, brighter and sweeter, not for themselves but for others, they would find a wondrous revelation of what happiness really is.
William George Jordan
Good afternoon everyone....
Unhappiness is the hunger to get; happiness is the hunger to give. . . . If an individual should set out for a single day to give happiness, to make life happier, brighter and sweeter, not for themselves but for others, they would find a wondrous revelation of what happiness really is.
William George Jordan
Vick, that's makin' me hungry! Where's Ms. Laura candy?
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