Two women were bemoaning the state of the National
Health Service. One said, "Do you know, my
ninety-three-year-old mother has been waiting over a
year for her operation?"
"That's appalling," said the other woman. "What a
terrible way to treat someone of that age."
"I know," said the first woman. "It got so bad that
at one point I even said to her,
'Mum, do you really need bigger boobs?'