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A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The biker says "I used to have a last name, but I lost it."
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands, but he plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades."
"When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school."
"Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school again and got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS."
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD."
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD."
"Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD, leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD."
"Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The biker says "I used to have a last name, but I lost it."
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands, but he plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades."
"When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school."
"Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school again and got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS."
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD."
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD."
"Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD, leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD."
"Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The biker says "I used to have a last name, but I lost it."
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands, but he plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades."
"When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school."
"Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school again and got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS."
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD."
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD."
"Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD, leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD."
"Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
very very funny
Glad you liked it. 
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Looney Tunes -- Round #4
Pick 4 numbers from 1-400
Check the board for available numbers:
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Colored cells are taken.
Winning number(s) are chosen via Random.org at game end.
The Prize: UDT-V8, E1, who knows, maybe more
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Please do not edit your pick posts.
If someone already took your number, please wait for a helper to post the error. Please "Reply With Quote" to the helper's post with your new pick.
A helper will announce a new round of picks at random times, so check back often and keep track of what round you've already made picks in.
Rounds may last anywhere from 16 seconds to 36 hours based solely on our whim. There are no rules. Life is unfair. Good luck!
We call it a "reset" when we go into a new round. You still keep all of your previous picks. If you miss a round you do not get to back and make up picks. You can only make picks for the current round.
The game ends when the sheet is filled. We then announce the winning pick.
Play to win! There will be no PIFing of number picks. The winner of any contest can PIF the prize if they choose to do so Here.
Theses aren't rules. They are guidance. And they may change at any time. Without prior notice. Maybe even without ensuing notice.
(Game started 7/11 @ 8:25am)
As of Friday 7/12 @ 8:15 pm
Looney Tunes -- Round #4
Pick 4 numbers from 1-400
Check the board for available numbers:
Link to Gotvapes Game Board!
Colored cells are taken.
Winning number(s) are chosen via Random.org at game end.
The Prize: UDT-V8, E1, who knows, maybe more
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
A 'liked' post does not mean you've got that number (or that you yourself are even liked). The first person to pick a number gets that number whether it's marked on the board or not. When we 'Like' your picks that means one of the five helpers are marking them on the board. If there are any mistakes/conflicts, we will reply to your post. So check back a while after you pick to see if we noted any problems.
Please do not edit your pick posts.
If someone already took your number, please wait for a helper to post the error. Please "Reply With Quote" to the helper's post with your new pick.
A helper will announce a new round of picks at random times, so check back often and keep track of what round you've already made picks in.
Rounds may last anywhere from 16 seconds to 36 hours based solely on our whim. There are no rules. Life is unfair. Good luck!
We call it a "reset" when we go into a new round. You still keep all of your previous picks. If you miss a round you do not get to back and make up picks. You can only make picks for the current round.
The game ends when the sheet is filled. We then announce the winning pick.
Play to win! There will be no PIFing of number picks. The winner of any contest can PIF the prize if they choose to do so Here.
Theses aren't rules. They are guidance. And they may change at any time. Without prior notice. Maybe even without ensuing notice.
Looney Tunes -- Round #4
Pick 4 numbers from 1-400
97
278
349
292
Thanks for the Reset
Pick 4 numbers from 1-400
97
278
349
292
Thanks for the Reset
neener.....pick one more please...
I saw it too. It was supposed to be 392.
Thanks Sweetness.
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