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I kind of lifted that one
Still entertaining nonetheless
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My little beagle had all but 3 pulled about 6 months ago. It's amazing how fast she recouped.
Drott's dog shack on the move.
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job." The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual". The dog looked at the manager calmly and said "Meow".
I lifted this too hope the owner doesn't mind
I lifted this too hope the owner doesn't mind
Cats are a riot! Mine love the milk rings. I find handfulls under my area rugs all the time.....they purposely push them under there so they can "work" to get them back out
The thing my cat goes craziest for is the little strips of cardboard that come off when you open a cardboard mailer.
RESET!!!!
(Game started 11/4 @ 12:32 AM EST
As of Friday 11/8 @ 12:50 PM EST
Ladies and Gentlemen....Start Your vaping.....
-- Round #24
Pick 2 number(s) from 1 - 400
Check the board for available numbers:
Link to Gotvapes Game Board!
Colored cells are taken.
Winning number(s) are chosen via Random.org at game end.
The Prize:
New Vaper's Starter Kit
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A 'liked' post does not mean you've got that number (or that you yourself are even liked). The first person to pick a number gets that number whether it's marked on the board or not. When we 'Like' your picks that means one of the five helpers are marking them on the board. If there are any mistakes/conflicts, we will reply to your post. So check back a while after you pick to see if we noted any problems.
Please do not edit your pick posts.
If someone already took your number, or an error was made, please wait for a helper to post the error. Please "Reply With Quote" to the helper's post with your new pick.
A helper will announce a new round of picks at random times, so check back often and keep track of what round you've already made picks in.
Rounds may last anywhere from 16 seconds to 36 hours based solely on our whim. There are no rules. Life is unfair. Good luck!
We call it a "reset" when we go into a new round. You still keep all of your previous picks. If you miss a round you do not get to back and make up picks. You can only make picks for the current round.
The game ends when the sheet is filled. We then announce the winning pick.
Play to win! There will be no PIFing of number picks. The winner of any contest can PIF the prize if they choose to do so Here.
ALL Birthday Poopies will get additional picks on their ECF listed Birthday
(1 birthday per year please )
Theses aren't rules. They are guidance. And they may change at any time. Without prior notice. Maybe even without ensuing notice.
(Game started 11/4 @ 12:32 AM EST
As of Friday 11/8 @ 12:50 PM EST
Ladies and Gentlemen....Start Your vaping.....
-- Round #24Pick 2 number(s) from 1 - 400
Check the board for available numbers:
Link to Gotvapes Game Board!
Colored cells are taken.
Winning number(s) are chosen via Random.org at game end.
The Prize:
New Vaper's Starter Kit
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
A 'liked' post does not mean you've got that number (or that you yourself are even liked). The first person to pick a number gets that number whether it's marked on the board or not. When we 'Like' your picks that means one of the five helpers are marking them on the board. If there are any mistakes/conflicts, we will reply to your post. So check back a while after you pick to see if we noted any problems.
Please do not edit your pick posts.
If someone already took your number, or an error was made, please wait for a helper to post the error. Please "Reply With Quote" to the helper's post with your new pick.
A helper will announce a new round of picks at random times, so check back often and keep track of what round you've already made picks in.
Rounds may last anywhere from 16 seconds to 36 hours based solely on our whim. There are no rules. Life is unfair. Good luck!
We call it a "reset" when we go into a new round. You still keep all of your previous picks. If you miss a round you do not get to back and make up picks. You can only make picks for the current round.
The game ends when the sheet is filled. We then announce the winning pick.
Play to win! There will be no PIFing of number picks. The winner of any contest can PIF the prize if they choose to do so Here.
ALL Birthday Poopies will get additional picks on their ECF listed Birthday
(1 birthday per year please )Theses aren't rules. They are guidance. And they may change at any time. Without prior notice. Maybe even without ensuing notice.
Ladies and Gentlemen....Start Your vaping.....-- Round #24
Pick 2 number(s) from 1 - 400
199
200
Thank you
Pick 2 number(s) from 1 - 400
199
200
Thank you
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