I just happen to have 3 boxes of lr carto's sitting around from when I started
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6th grade science teacher, Mr. Sampson, asks his class: Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Nobody raised a hand, so he called on the first student to look his way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" she says.
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but not daunted, he asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. "Yes, Sam?" says Mr. Sampson. Sam answers, "Sir, the correct answer is the pupil of the human eye." Mr. Sampson says, "Very good, Sam. Thank you."
Then, turning to Mary, he says, "Mary, I have three things to say to you: First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework; second, you have a DIRTY mind; and third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."
Nobody raised a hand, so he called on the first student to look his way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" she says.
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but not daunted, he asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. "Yes, Sam?" says Mr. Sampson. Sam answers, "Sir, the correct answer is the pupil of the human eye." Mr. Sampson says, "Very good, Sam. Thank you."
Then, turning to Mary, he says, "Mary, I have three things to say to you: First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework; second, you have a DIRTY mind; and third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."
There is a price for everything....right? Whether it be sitting at your laptop trying to win a contest or whatever else you could be doing? lolHmmmmm....now that sounds interesting... "willing to do quite a lot for vapemail"....
Thinking about making these this season:
I 'kind' of like it.........what is it? rattlesnake ashtray, atomic age??
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Were you that annoying kid in class, always trying to become teacher's pet?
Way to Go! That's one thing I like about doing dishes, you automatically get your hands washed!I'm down to the last pot and spoon and their soakers
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