Newbie with a opening joke to say hello

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OneGuyWalking

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On Halloween day a little boy and a group of friends who are all dressed like pirates are walking down Main Street past a few stores on their way to gather candy. As they pass the coffee shop the owner looks out of his window and smiles at the sight of all these kids having a good time smacking each other with plastic swords and thinks to himself " ah to be young". Later on that night while the shop keeper is sweeping the front of the store he notices the young man he saw earlier that day with his friends is now walking all alone dragging a large bag of candy looking rather exhausted. The shop keeper smiles again and shouts out " hey kid what happened to your buccaneers?" The little boy stops dead in his tracks drops the handle to his bag turns and shouts back " what do you mean?!! Can't you see old man?!! they're on my buccan head!!"
 
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