WHEW! quite the discussion happening here!
first of all i would like to clarify that i'm not trying to ruffle anyone's feathers, or give NLV a bad reputation (that's impossible). With everything good i've heard about NLV i just couldn't believe that everyone could love the flavor that i, personally, recieved in the mail.
I am vaping thru LR stardust on a tornado (eGo clone) 3.7v manual battery, and that setup works great for every single other juice i've tried (i have about 40 bottles in total between BWB, AVE, Copper Creek, and NLV).
I submitted a support request to NLV last night, politely detailing my problem. I'll let you guys know when i receive a response. to anyone who is offended my my OP, i urge you to read it again as i believe it is tasteful, detailed, and honest. many (but not all) of the suggestions being given i have tried and detailed in the original post.
to sum it up, i can only deduce that there is something wrong with the 4 bottles i got. there is no way that this is how they were intended to taste (especially after seeing all the knights in shining armor aggressively rush to defend this vendor) hopefully it is a fluke and NLV can replace them.
Edit: my bottles are 12mg and are dated 4/2012