I tell myself. . .fix your doorbell dummy! Waitin on an PV delivery from a very conscientious private seller. Normal delivery time rolls around, look out the peep hole, nuttin. Ten minutes later, look again, still nuttin. Third time I look. . .BINGO! He came! Out on the porch, retrieve several packages and the letter mail from the box. Lets see. . .Wifey's box from Publisher's Clearing House, my new flashlight battery, box of Puritan's Pride vitamins. No PV! Look through the letter mail, a damned "Attempt To Deliver" card. Item is "Signature Required". I can wait until tomorrow to get it, or I can pick it up myself at the PO. Jump in the car, drive to the PO, wait in line. . .nope, it's still on the truck. He'll prolly be in in about two hours. Drive back home, wait two hours, drive back to PO, wait in line. . .nope, not in yet. Nice chair over there, have a seat and vape 'n wait. Vape, more vape, vape. They lower the window shutters, guy comes around to close/lock the door. "Sir, you can't wait in here any longer, can wait out in lobby." Ten minutes past closing the lil half door opens. . .clerk with a big smile on her face, wanna sign this sir? Yuppo! Sure as heck do. GOT IT! Happy Camper. Moral of this story. . .Fix your doorbell dummy!
Cheers,
otrpu
