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[Coyote628]

Wow, I keep coming here, hoping for something new. Seems kinda dead these days. So, here is something. It's kinda vape related, as there is some form of vapor involved. The world record for the longest fart is 3 minutes and forty two seconds.

 

[Ed Brown]

That would be documented farts. I'm sure lots of people would say that they had a fart once that exceeds that. I would also want to see the rules associated with this.

 

[smacuser]

 

[Coyote628]

If the urge strikes at the grocery store, I usually go to the dog food aisle.

 

[Izan]

Wow, I keep coming here, hoping for something new. Seems kinda dead these days. So, here is something. It's kinda vape related, as there is some form of vapor involved. The world record for the longest fart is 3 minutes and forty two seconds.

Was it an amateur or a professional farter?
Was all the air inhaled/swallowed via the mouth and/or produced internally?
Is she single?


Cheers
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[AvaOrchid]

I cannot even fathom Like what kind of situation would have to occur for that to be possible

 

[Coyote628]

I cannot even fathom Like what kind of situation would have to occur for that to be possible

Apparently there was a contest.

 

[mimöschen]

Hopefully none of the contestants had to change pants afterwards.
Or did they have to perform freestyle?

 

[AvaOrchid]

Apparently there was a contest.

Imagine explaining to your boss why you need Tuesday the 3rd off And for good measure Monday the 2nd as well so that you can gear up for this contest, this act of skill and daring, this measurement of "fart"uitous greatness!

 

[Izan]

Hopefully none of the contestants had to change pants afterwards.
Or did they have to perform freestyle?

There is a uniform I think.
Paul Oldfield..."a British flatulist"...

Cheers
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[rob33]

Wow, I keep coming here, hoping for something new. Seems kinda dead these days. So, here is something. It's kinda vape related, as there is some form of vapor involved. The world record for the longest fart is 3 minutes and forty two seconds.

Was that measured in decibels or CFM and was the judge a certified official fart tester.

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[Ed Brown]

Methane explodes at 600 degrees C. Would a vape coil reach that?

 

[Coyote628]

Methane explodes at 600 degrees C. Would a vape coil reach that?

I suppose if you held down on the fire button long enough but this might just melt the coil. I don't think I want to do that particular experiment though. That's my thinking anyhow.

 

[WorksForMe]

I guess it's better to let it all out.

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[Ed Brown]

I suppose if you held down on the fire button long enough but this might just melt the coil. I don't think I want to do that particular experiment though. That's my thinking anyhow.

I shoulda looked it up first. One source says that steel starts to glow red at 460 degrees C. So normal vaping should not create a risk of exploding farts and there's no reason to hold them in.