Did you even know you were a genius?Whenever I order a new one, I don't tell my old lady about it.
When it shows up, I do this:
"Oh!!! They fixed it!!!! Welcome back home little one! I missed you!"
Then she just thinks I sent one off to be repaired, and doesn't remember the previous head count.
I haven't been in the doghouse once since I started using that act.
We are at 10 and counting.
Try it out!