How many cars did last season's venison cost you? You know, there is a thing called hunting that may prove a bit cheaper when looking to stock the freezer.
Here's one for you. I knew this fellow named George. Back when he was dating a certain young lady a town away from his, before he had a car, he'd go visit her on his fancy Schwinn banana seat bicycle. Well one night after
throwing rocks at the young lady's window and spending a few hours making googoo eyes and kissy faces he starts on his way home. Still lost in the lips of his desired one he runs smack into a tree. In the center of the road no less. Well when he woke up and his head cleared a bit he realized that the angel standing over him was in fact the tree he had it and it looked more and more like a deer with each passing moment. The deer walked off and from the state of his bike he had to walk home as well.
Now the question I put to him was, "Just how in the heck can you hit a deer while riding a bicycle?"