...and... Geoff has my juice business from here on out.
i really want to do a review that does justice to these flavors but i don't think i can! i'll try, though.
German Chocolate Cake
obviously, you have a customer for life. please tell me the recipes are in a safe deposit box somewhere. i would rest easier.
i really want to do a review that does justice to these flavors but i don't think i can! i'll try, though.
German Chocolate Cake
My favorite food ever is chocolate. I've never been able to taste chocolate flavored vapes. Kept hoping and hoping I'd be able to, but the closest I got was a sort of greasy taste from another vendor who shall remain nameless. So obviously this is the first one I tried.
Oh. My. God. Not only do I taste chocolate, I taste coconut, I taste cake, I taste GERMAN FREAKIN CHOCOLATE CAKE. okay, i know that you TV regulars are saying "
TOLD YA" but good grief! I mean, the other vendors I have had juice from are good--they're not standard dekang or anything--but Geoff must have a gift from God or something, because this is absurd.
Bananas FosterOh. My. God. Not only do I taste chocolate, I taste coconut, I taste cake, I taste GERMAN FREAKIN CHOCOLATE CAKE. okay, i know that you TV regulars are saying "
Anxious about this one cause I don't like banana candy. But it's not banana candy. It's freakin' Bananas Foster. I've also never been able to taste anything creamy in vapes (except for aforementioned greasy taste--that was a choco cheesecake liquid I got elsewhere), but this is so smooth, so fresh... HOW DOES HE DO IT?! IS IT MAGIC?!
I don't really care as long as you never, ever, ever stop making it, Geoff.
Amaretto Stone SourI don't really care as long as you never, ever, ever stop making it, Geoff.
Was prepared to be critical. Amaretto sours are on of my fave drinks, and about the only sweet drink I like.
It tastes like an Amaretto Sour. Not just "like" one, but just as intense and sweet and I swear it somehow has the texture that taking a sip does. What is going on there at Tasty Vapor?! Maybe it's not a gift from God... maybe Geoff made a deal with the devil...
Again though... I don't care. Just keep makin' it.
Cafe MacchiatoIt tastes like an Amaretto Sour. Not just "like" one, but just as intense and sweet and I swear it somehow has the texture that taking a sip does. What is going on there at Tasty Vapor?! Maybe it's not a gift from God... maybe Geoff made a deal with the devil...
Again though... I don't care. Just keep makin' it.

Big coffee fan here. Starbucks addict. What can I say other than it's perfect? It's creamy. It's rich. It's complex. It's amazing.
Atomic Fireball
Well. I'm a little annoyed.
For the past two months, I've been trying to mix a no-name cinnamon flavor, something complex with amazing mouthfeel, some sweetness, you know, just the PERFECT flavor, because I'm a cinnamon/spice nut.
Boy, what a lot of juice I've wasted.
Geoff apparently was making it the entire freakin time. And here I thought I was getting "close." Clearly I was only getting close because my standards were way, way, way too low.
obviously, i'll be ordering. regularly. obviously i'm going to have to try every flavor you have. obviously i have been missing out and never had a clue. For the past two months, I've been trying to mix a no-name cinnamon flavor, something complex with amazing mouthfeel, some sweetness, you know, just the PERFECT flavor, because I'm a cinnamon/spice nut.
Boy, what a lot of juice I've wasted.

obviously, you have a customer for life. please tell me the recipes are in a safe deposit box somewhere. i would rest easier.
