So I'm a week into my DIY Experience, and I've met the minimum DIY competency standards I set for myself: 1) I transferred high mg nicotine from a large bottle of into a bunch of smaller bottles, then diluted one of those down to a low mg base, all without the assistance of the bomb squad or the Poison Control Hotline; and 2) I put a few drops of flavor of one sort or another - sometimes even two - into even smaller bottles of base, and produced a couple of juices that are surprisingly ... you know ... okay. I would rate them a solid meh+ on the tastiness scale - certainly good enough to get by on for awhile should the Feds do their worst. And you know they will because it's just the sort of gratuitous, reactionary, counterproductive--
But I digress.
Anyway, I'm relieved and, as is always the case on the rare occasion that one of my many (many) ADD-fueled enthusiasms produces an actual result, sort of stunned. I'm not used to getting this far. My interest in any new activity rarely lasts longer than it takes to buy all the cool gear and paraphernalia associated with it, much like a crow stealing a shiny button even though he has no real interest in learning to sew. Yet here I am with my little meh+ bottles of honey-this and caramel-that, not knowing my quince from my currant or what the hell I'm ever gonna do with this pomegranate, and I'm having a blast. Go figure.
Then again, I still have a TON of paraphernalia left to buy.
But I digress.
Anyway, I'm relieved and, as is always the case on the rare occasion that one of my many (many) ADD-fueled enthusiasms produces an actual result, sort of stunned. I'm not used to getting this far. My interest in any new activity rarely lasts longer than it takes to buy all the cool gear and paraphernalia associated with it, much like a crow stealing a shiny button even though he has no real interest in learning to sew. Yet here I am with my little meh+ bottles of honey-this and caramel-that, not knowing my quince from my currant or what the hell I'm ever gonna do with this pomegranate, and I'm having a blast. Go figure.
Then again, I still have a TON of paraphernalia left to buy.