ok, pamela and I did ask for help once already. Regarding the terrorist cell living within our home!
So get this, Pamela and I take head terrorist number one, the puppy, to her first puppy training at pets Mart. All goes as expected, they laughed at us and called us idiots for accepting an obviously well trained subversive into our home.
Hanging our heads low we trot back home to our children, of which we only left for an hour, and of which the older ones were taking care of the younger ones quite well.
We pull up to the house, we live in the country, and lo and behold a Sheriff's car parked in our driveway search light on the front door.
Crap, what the heck now?????
Apparently while we had Osama, er I mean Coco at the petsMart for retraining and re-education, terrorists number 2 and 3, the 8 week old black kittens, with prior knowledge from their boss, the beforementioned puppy, walked across the kitchen phone, dialing 911 2 times in a row.
here I am, with a bonafide terrorist leader in my hands, a bunch of children peeking out the windows to see what all the commotion is, and one very nice, very large Deputy asking us why we called 911 2 times in a row.
I tried to eplain the terrorist foothold within our compound. Tried to explain why we asked for help from the government but they turned a blind eye our way and our pleas fell on deaf ears.
pamela, next to me says is that cop sitting in his car shaking his head and laughing at us?
and lo an behold, mr. officious, said large gun wearing officer, is sitting in his car shaking his head and laughing.
Ok happy Thanks Giving folks. We have dug in deep, can't wait to see the offensive these terorists throw at us when the bird comes out of the oven. Hope your day is peaceful and quiet, we are prepared to raise the white flag but not yet. Ab has promised help, we are dug in deep, running out of ammo and surrounded on all sides
David & Pamela
So get this, Pamela and I take head terrorist number one, the puppy, to her first puppy training at pets Mart. All goes as expected, they laughed at us and called us idiots for accepting an obviously well trained subversive into our home.
Hanging our heads low we trot back home to our children, of which we only left for an hour, and of which the older ones were taking care of the younger ones quite well.
We pull up to the house, we live in the country, and lo and behold a Sheriff's car parked in our driveway search light on the front door.
Crap, what the heck now?????
Apparently while we had Osama, er I mean Coco at the petsMart for retraining and re-education, terrorists number 2 and 3, the 8 week old black kittens, with prior knowledge from their boss, the beforementioned puppy, walked across the kitchen phone, dialing 911 2 times in a row.
here I am, with a bonafide terrorist leader in my hands, a bunch of children peeking out the windows to see what all the commotion is, and one very nice, very large Deputy asking us why we called 911 2 times in a row.
I tried to eplain the terrorist foothold within our compound. Tried to explain why we asked for help from the government but they turned a blind eye our way and our pleas fell on deaf ears.
pamela, next to me says is that cop sitting in his car shaking his head and laughing at us?
and lo an behold, mr. officious, said large gun wearing officer, is sitting in his car shaking his head and laughing.
Ok happy Thanks Giving folks. We have dug in deep, can't wait to see the offensive these terorists throw at us when the bird comes out of the oven. Hope your day is peaceful and quiet, we are prepared to raise the white flag but not yet. Ab has promised help, we are dug in deep, running out of ammo and surrounded on all sides
David & Pamela
