I'm gagging here... I really feel like hurling. Just gotmy Slowboat order in and just had to try the juice I got.
Holy ....ezen! The Dekang watermelon tastes like uncircumsized cucumbers.... I freaking HATE cucumber flavored anything. It's freaking NASTY!
The Liqua chocolate... tastes like dirt.
The Liqua menthol tastes like.... well... Imagine you were deep cleaning your couch and found a slightly gooey, three year old peppermint candy... covered in dog hair and couch cruft. And then you just threw it in your mouth and nomed down. As the slobbers loosened up the more subtle flavors contained within your newfound culinary treasure, you realise that gooey peppermint candy must not only attract dog hair, but it also must absorb farts and then relase them upon contact with saliva. I've never tried anything like that, until tonight. It's not nice, at all.
The last bottle, Liqua vannilla, is still in it's safety wrapper. I must say that it's a very good safety wrapper too as it is providing an extra barrier between me and that (probably) noxious fluid. I don't want to try it. No, no, no, I keep telling myself. But it taunts me. I can't just waste it, I'm too frugal for that. But I can't stand the thought of vaping it. What will it taste like? Vannilla bear poop with a hint of kerosene and notes of dead opossum? Fear verses frugality. Which will overpower me? I'm torn between the two. I just can't take anymore and I'm going to bed. Perhaps my constitution will have recovered enough by tomorrow and I can decide then.
Holy ....ezen! The Dekang watermelon tastes like uncircumsized cucumbers.... I freaking HATE cucumber flavored anything. It's freaking NASTY!
The Liqua chocolate... tastes like dirt.
The Liqua menthol tastes like.... well... Imagine you were deep cleaning your couch and found a slightly gooey, three year old peppermint candy... covered in dog hair and couch cruft. And then you just threw it in your mouth and nomed down. As the slobbers loosened up the more subtle flavors contained within your newfound culinary treasure, you realise that gooey peppermint candy must not only attract dog hair, but it also must absorb farts and then relase them upon contact with saliva. I've never tried anything like that, until tonight. It's not nice, at all.
The last bottle, Liqua vannilla, is still in it's safety wrapper. I must say that it's a very good safety wrapper too as it is providing an extra barrier between me and that (probably) noxious fluid. I don't want to try it. No, no, no, I keep telling myself. But it taunts me. I can't just waste it, I'm too frugal for that. But I can't stand the thought of vaping it. What will it taste like? Vannilla bear poop with a hint of kerosene and notes of dead opossum? Fear verses frugality. Which will overpower me? I'm torn between the two. I just can't take anymore and I'm going to bed. Perhaps my constitution will have recovered enough by tomorrow and I can decide then.
Keep trying, it's tough to find good liquids. Probably the hardest part of finding a satisfying vape is finding good tasting juice.
