Well tumbleweed, by you avatar pic, you may be having a little toooo much fun

Are you in TX or from TX?
I'm Texas bred but live in Wa.
They call me the Texas Tumbleweed
But To hard To Handle Randall is my name
I claim to come from Texas
But I've got a California brogue
So a lot of folks ask me about that doncha know
To tell ya the truth my friend
I was born in the Valley Of The Great San Joaquin
Down California way
But I'm Texas bred ya'll oughta be able to tell
The way I BS so well
Now being a Texas Boy sure ain't easy
Ya gotta be able to ride a bronc
Throw the bull
Do the Cotton Eye Joe
And the Do se Doe
Ya gotta be able to do the Texas Swing
And be the very very best at everything
Ya gotta know your tack
And be able to fight your way
Outta paper sack
Naw being a Texas Boy sure ain't easy
Now ya know the rest of the story!

